The night was casting darkness throughout the world and only the moonlight lit the the land. Due to that fact, most people were in their own home, resting or joining their families. In the Moniyan Empire Kingdom, though, one person was out, and it was the Master of Magic, Harith, trying to master his craft to perfection.
What he didn't know, there was someone with him, sneaking, stalking him through the darkness' cloak.
Granger: *holding a toy fishing rod* Okay, I already asked Miya and consulted the forums, now all I need to do is to execute it!
He walked silently, afraid that the Leonin might notice him, and thus, lose his opportunity. Once he's sure that their plan will go through, he threw the toy in front of the Leonin, making sure he could see it. And lo and behold, Harith opened his eyes and saw the toy fish hanging from the rod.
Granger: *snickers as he saw the infamous Master of Magic acting like an actual Leonin cat* Oh god this will be good.
Granger: Okay, now, step 2!
Granger showed the signal to the one who will execute the second part of the plan, the one hiding in the bush, Alucard! Seeing the signal, Alucard readied his phone to record. He has the best angle, even the moonlight is conspiring with them!
Alucard: Okay! Yes! Let's go, bro!
He clicked!
But instead of recording, it took a picture.
And it flashed.
Like the idiot Alucard was. He forgot to switch everything to video and to remove the flash on his camera. In panic, he dropped the phone, and watched nervously as the Leonin in front of him watched the bush containing him. Probabbly wondering how the hell did the bush produced a light.
Harith: *pushing away the embarassment he felt while playing with the toy*
Harith: What the hell...
Granger: *repeateadly signs of the cross* *internally* OHGODOHGODWHYISALUCARDSOFUCKINGSTUPIDOHSHITOHShi ---
Harith: *narrows eyes* Is it just my imagination?
Harith:...
Harith:...
Harith: *summons the fucking Zaman Force and force - fed the bush with his attacks* WHOEVER YOU ARE, COME OUT!
Alucard: *runs away* FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKINGHELLOHMYFUCK --
Harith: ALUUUCARRDDDDDD!
Granger: ABORT MISSION, ABORT MISSION FUCK!
Harith: *looks behind him and saw the pale Granger* YOU TOO?! DIE, DIE, DIE, YOU EMO BASTARD!
Granger: AAAAAAAHHHHH FUUUUUUCCCC --
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MMLB/The insane stories concoated by a Guinevere Expert and an Harith user
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