One day at the Empire...
Somebody broke the favorite vase of Silvanna and the five suspects are in the middle of the crime scene
Silvanna: Okay, for the God of Light's sake, who broke the vase? *points her pointy spear to the broken vase that must have cost a lot of BP.*
Alucard: Granger, probabbly, must have been dancing crazily while playing his violin.
Granger: Oi what tHE FUC --
Fanny: Granger, it's Granger! He's like that type where he breaks everything like a lil bitch cuz' he's dumb as hell.
Granger: Hey! I'm not like tha --
Harith: Granger.
Granger:...
Granger:...
Granger: HARITH YOU --
Harith: *calmly* I mean -- He's a living failure, I'm sure he couldn't even handle holding a simple vase like that.
Silvanna: Hey that isn't simple it costed dia --
Granger: WAIT DON'T IGNORE ME IM NOT THE CULPRIT
Alucard: Everyone's blaming you, bro, just give it up.
Granger: SON OF A BIT -- *looks around when he heard something shifting*
Granger:...
Granger: *noticed Tigreal looking at the vase.* Huh?
Silvanna: Hey Tigreal, what are you doing?
Tigreal: *crouches down and picked something: a white fur* Hey guys I found this under the broken vase.
*Everyone looked at Harith*
Harith: Don't look at me like that. I must probabbly shed out some fur on it when I came here.
Fanny: Bro nobody even went near it when we went here how could you put your fur in there?
Harith: It must be the win --
Granger: iT mUsT Be tHE wiND yeah right, and went inside of some big ass piece of a ceramic vase oh yes Harith totally makes sense totally.
Harith: Don't speak to me with that tone how could you even say that I did it?
Granger: *snorts with arrogance*
Harith: *widens eyes*
Granger: Well you see, *Cue dramatic gesture like a theater act is about to begin* I, Granger, is playing with a laser toy and Harith here decided that the best thing to do is to agressively follow it like a true Leonin cat.
Harith: *blushes agressively* hEY STOP MAKING UP STORIES --
Granger: bich you just don't remember it because you accidentally tipped the vase over when I ran with the laser still hot in your Leonin cat trails.
Harith:...
Harith:...
Harith:...I caN'T RESIST IT YOU ASS
Everyone:...
Silvanna:...
Tigreal:...
Fanny:...
Alucard: Meow for us, Harith!
Harith: fuCK OFF
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MMLB/The insane stories concoated by a Guinevere Expert and an Harith user
FanfictionThe Goddess of Exotic Leeches and the drunk ailen bafoon from Andromeda finally decided to bless this world with this abdomination of unholy grail. So Wierd, right? Yeah. So Weird.
