𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 | 𝐟.𝐰. + 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝐀𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒

this is just a fun little chapter that i thought of while looking at my cat kally. also i wrote most of this at the witching hour on a tuesday night while being barely awake and feeling enlightened because of all the caprisuns i drank that day. — 🧚🏻‍♀️
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— FINN

🎸 ; my cat rikki.
🎸 ; very gangly and strange looking.
🎸 ; stares into the abyss all day long.
🎸 ; first cat to figure out how to get on the top of our cabinets.
🎸 ; very cuddly but also low-key kinda cursed.
🎸 ; *yells*
🎸 ; he threw up in my mom's car once.
🎸 ; sounds like how biting down on aluminum foil feels.
🎸 ; 9/10

— BORIS

🚬 ; my dog groot.
🚬 ; looks scary but is actually just a big baby.
🚬 ; i love him with all my heart he is my baby.
🚬 ; he goes on walks with me and chases rabbits a lot
🚬 ; my friend called him a himbo once and he cried
🚬 ; could fuck your shit up but chooses not to.
🚬 ; is pure muscle
🚬 ; gets beaten up by my cats and my little dog
🚬 ; "i have to cry so much right now"
🚬 ; sneezes before wildin
🚬 ; loves cuddling me and gets upset if i move him
🚬 ; gives the best kisses
🚬 ; 10/10

— MILES

⚰️ ; my cat baby cat.
⚰️ ; tiny bastard man.
⚰️ ; the model of the family.
⚰️ ; really pretty but also an asshole.
⚰️ ; also commits tax fraud, but he's proud of it.
⚰️ ; enjoys chasing my cat kally and getting beat up by her as well as taking his teen rage out on our kitten.
⚰️ ; will lay on the floor angrily with his tail twitching a bunch if he doesn't get his way.
⚰️ ; a HUGE brat.
⚰️ ; if you try to cuddle him when he doesn't want you to he'll just walk away, but when you're doing something important he decides it's a great time to cuddle and if you refuse he will glare at you and not cuddle you for weeks.
⚰️ ; very pissy.
⚰️ ; his hobbies include, being a bitch, stealing my earbuds, hissing at everyone, throwing silent teen rage fueled tantrums, being a brat, and framing our other animals for shit he does.
⚰️ ; likes my mom the most.
⚰️ ; 5/10

— TYLER
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🐶 ; my kitten wormy.
🐶 ; we sometimes forget he lives with us.
🐶 ; underrated.
🐶 ; v cuddly and has an egg head.
🐶 ; chases baby cat around and gets beaten up by him and also chubs puts his neck in his mouth like a momma cat and he gets covered in dog slobber.
🐶 ; yells if you don't let him lay in whatever weird place he wants.
🐶 ; hates country music.
🐶 ; loves kisses and bumps his head into your lips to get them.
🐶 ; 100000000/10