Happy birthday, Frank. (And Grover, but he wont have a chapter bcs the author is a lazy piece of shit). Also, I'm making Frank say "Eh" at the end of most of his sentences. You're welcome.
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"I'd read that book," the person comments.
"She made me try and eat a guitar, but it didn't work," Frank says. "Wasn't very fun, eh?"
"If only I could love myself enough to write a book 'bout myself." Percy sighs.
Annabeth sympathetically pats his back in understanding.
"I should write a book like that," Leo says.
"No!" Jason and Piper yell, jumping up.
Leo pouts. "I hate you."
The person pulls out a giant book. "Here's a 812 page book on why you should love Piper." They hand it to Leo.
"What about me?" Jason asks.
"Gods, don't be so selfish Jason," Percy tells the son of Jupiter.
"Yeah, Jason, don't be a selfish jerk," Leo says.
Jason is sad now.
Poor Sparky.
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The author is too lazy to add a book for this chapter. Next chapter will be for Ares kids. It will also have two books, if that makes you feel better.
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The 7 React To Percy Jackson Memes/Headcanons
FanfictionSimilar to the author's PJO/HOO Characters React to Percy Jackson & The Lightning Thief: The Musical, in this story the characters will give their thoughts/opinions on different memes, headcanons, and other stuff. The author (hi!) doesn't know how t...
