The Same Old Clown: (HisokaXreader)

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Author's P.O.V

"I'll grab your laptop and show you some shit. It'll make you feel better. Trust me you'll laugh your butt off"
"Okay. I'd love to see that happening"
You knew Hisoka decided to hang out with Illumi. Since he couldn't figure out what really happened. He had to ask. Knowing you'll just deal with it on your own, he went to Illumi instead. You had the whole day.

Timeskip brought to you by my newly cut hair...( Sorry FOR THE CURSES AND SWEARS Y'ALL I JUST FELT COMFORTABLE TO DO SO I DID)

You were having tears in your eyes from laughing and your stomach hurt so bad. Machi was laughing too but not as hard as you did.
"I can't believe we did that! I can't remember it!" You yelled getting frustrated.
"Well you even asked the reporter if he knew the shit he'll get himself into!"
"Dude I look so savage! Probably why the company is doing shit with us!"
"What shit?"
"They want us to act maturely now. Dude we never said anything when they force us to sing songs they give. Wyere all so done"
"So (b/n) is no more?!!?"
"NO!(NOT TODAY XDD SORRY) we'll just change the management company. They makes work our butts out! We got an offer from a company here in York New city! We'll agree to this one. One it's close. Two I want to be free. Three I want to spend time with my boyfriend!"
"Y/n calm down! That scared me. I didn't know they were so bad to you guys. If you told the fans they'd be doomed you know?"
"Of course I do! They were so protective of me since forever. And the reason why they never spy on me is them"
"Well you'll get cheesy now so shut up"
"I just stopped. Thank you"
"Well obviously they couldn't stop you from saying your honest opinions all the time for the past"
"They once told me to stop. I made a huge scene there and they stopped"
"Well I can imagine you doing that"
"But seriously I hate my manager! She's such a two-faced bitch"

You kept talking about your lives for hours and even called delivery food. Got drunk, too drunk. You were feeling better and you knew you'd be ready to kick butts in a week or two. Machi finally left leaving you alone. You fell asleep without even knowing it.

Hisoka finally returned and carried you to your bed. You were so sleepy and so drunk that you couldn't open your eyes. He knew you were too drunk and decided to not talk to you. He didn't know about how weird you get when you drink since he never saw do so!
You got up from the bed walked to the toilet bumping into things, making some fall while cursing at them.
You were finally in the toilet. You couldn't see clearly since your vision was too blurry.

"Ummmm y/n, what do you think you're doing?" Your confused boyfriend said.
"Licking ice-cream" you replied still licking your hairbrush as you sat next to the trash can.
"Get the hell out of here and go to bed"
You (Jung)shook (LMAO XD) your head a 'no'.
"You better get the hell out of the toilet or you'll be in trouble missy"
"Okay! Okay! I'm going out! Geez you sound like Kylie!"
"Ugh why did you drink? Your temper is grumpier than usual"
"I'm not grumpy I'm cute"
"you're not"
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