The Same Old Clown: (HisokaXreader)

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Author's point of view:

Three weeks later
'Akagi Family of assassins were murdered mercilessly by unknown person. Each one on them was found lifeless around their manor'

'bunch of treasure hunters who hunt the Clark clan were killed and found in random places'

'mysterious gang led by famous killer blue spirit claims all properties of the Akagi family after killing them'

'Old company of b/n goes bankrupt after the group left'

'old manager of the singer and songwriter y/n Louise dies from a blood seizure'

'y/v girls announce they are free from anyone's control as they now own their own label'

'y/n Louise is alright and recovering from an accident'

'the biggest mafia leader In (other continent) found dead in his house because of a blood seizure'

'Blue spirit is now the leader of the mafia all around the world'

'y/n Louise posted the story behind owning her own label'

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"Darling these 'blood seizures' aren't normal are they?"

Hisoka asked looking at his girlfriend who was laying beside him. She smirked evilly.

"A blood seizure happens when the blood in the human body stops moving around the body which causes the body to become paralyzed and if it lasted more than normal breathing time it becomes a reason of death. And as everyone knows 70% of blood is water sooo, maybe?"

"I love how cunning you are~"

"You are way more cunning than that"

"I'm not the master mind am I?"

"Not this time"

"So darling I was thinking about something lately--"

"So you were thinking? Okay that's unusual"

"Do you think we'd be god parents?"

"I don't think I will be a good parent and I'm kind of sure you wouldn't as well"

"Rude"

"Try imagining us as parents, we'd suck at that"

Hisoka"s imagination:

"Fuck! Darling how the fuck am I supposed to change a diaper?"
--
"Ummmm darling I dropped the fucking baby!"
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"Dad tell me a joke"
"The akagi guy who tried to marry your mom"
--
"Dad tell me a story"
"There was a man eyeing your mom, I sent him to the other world"
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"Honey you got the kid out of the bath right?
"Ummmm, he can't do it on his own?"
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Y/n's imagination

"Mommy am I handsome?"
"You look like shit"
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"Mommy I can't sleep"
"How the fuck are you my child?"
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*Baby crying*
"Shut the fuck up!"
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"Shit I forgot to pick up the small jerk from school!"
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"Mommy a kid hit me in school"
*Kills his whole clan*
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"Mommy the teacher hit me"
*Cuts her finger*
Hisoka: darling you are so soft
*Kills her*
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"This diaper smells like shit"
"Darling the kid litterally shit himself"
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"I'd suck as a dad, I'm only good at bad stuff"
"Correction we both suck at being parents"
"We could kill the kid if he stayed with us"
"We could give him to my family, he'll be strong and we won't have to do the parenting shit"
"Smart and I like it"

*A week later on the ship heading to the dark continent*

Hisoka suddenly grabs y/n's hand and puts a ring on it.
"Don't take that ring off unless I die"
Y/n looks at him for. Split second and take it off.
"The actual fuck?"
"Well you died a month ago remember?"
"That's clearly not what I meant and you know that"
"I know I just wanted to tell you that this is not how you propose"
"Fuck it I'm hisoka, I do whatever the fuck I want. And I decided to marry you"
"Of course you would! Dude not the be cocky but I'm y/n zoldyck"
"That's the definition of cocky and I love you"
"I hate you"
"No you don't"
"If I did why would I fucking be here?"
"That's my point"

__the end__

I wanted the ending to be open so I could make bonus chapters, maybe even continue if hxh ever comes back.
If I ever write another hxh book I'll post an announcement here!
Thanks for all the fucking support and although I'm not really sure how good is this book I want to thank u all for dealing with my shit

Wait for me Huns, It's not the last u will see of me promise!
Bye for now