craigfucker - craig
mamat - token
ilovetacos - clyde
coffeespaz - tweek
ass&titties - jimmy
best boysss 🤩
craigfucker: i have a problem
mamat: you always have a problem
ass&titties: if it has to do with you and tweek's relationship, i'm out
mamat: you realize that tweek is in the group chat and if something was up with them then craig would've made a different group chat without tweek
ass&titties : oh- right
coffeespaz: NOTHING ISS WWRONG WTIH CRAIG ANND I
craigfucker: if there was something wrong with him & i, then token would be 120% right
ass&titties: where the fuck is clyde
mamat:hold on i've got this
mamat:where did ya come from, where did ya go?
ilovetacos: wHeRe DiD yOu cOmE fRoM cOtToN eYe jOe
ilovetacos: someone called?
craigfucker: ok ok back to the problem
coffeespaz: DDID YOU DO SMOETIHNG ILLEAGL
craigfucker: no.
ilovetacos: well wth did you do? i'm tryna eat taco bell
craigfucker: i may or may not of gotten a gerbil stuck up my ass
ass&titties: i'm sorry- what
mamat: you cannot be serious
ilovetacos: SKJCUDUEJDN- I SPIT OUT MY TACOOOO
coffeespaz: CRAIG WHY
craigfucker: well funny story
craigfucker: remember when mr. slave stuck the gerbil up his ass
mamat: craig no
ilovetacos: craig yes
mamat: no
craigfucker: yes
coffeespaz: PLEEASSE TELL ME YUO DIDNT TYR WAHT I TNHIK YOU DIDD
craigfucker: babe, turn off your caps lock
coffeespaz: liike this?
craigfucker: i changed my mind, that's weird, change it back
coffeespaz: BBETTER
craigfucker: yes, very
ilovetacos: get back to the story. i wanna know what happened
craigfucker: let's just say that i was wondering how the hell he got the gerbil up his ass
mamat: you didn't-
craigfucker: i did.
craigfucker: i shoved a tube up my ass and put the gerbil in the tube.
craigfucker: now i have a gerbil up my ass
coffeespaz: IIIM COMNIG OVERR
craigfucker: can you help me get the gerbil out of my ass?
coffeespaz: HHELL NO THATS YUOR OWN PORLBEM
ass&titties: h a
craigfucker: awhhh come on babe
coffeespaz: NOPE
ilovetacos: BAHAHAHAHAHA
craigfucker: stfu before i shove a gerbil up your ass so you can suffer too
ilovetacos: mama tokennn, craig's being
meannnn
mamat: shush
craigfucker: haha
