mcwhoredick - kenny
cheeseypoofking - cartman
stanny - stan
kylitos - kyle
main hoes 🤪
mcwhoredick: gUyS
stanny: yeah?
kylitos: what's up?
cheeseypoofking: tf do u want poor boy
mcwhoredick: i'm takennnnnn
kylitos: ooooo who's the lucky lady?
mcwhoredick: actually, it's a guy.
stanny: really? that's great ken, who is it?
mcwhoredick: butters
cheeseypoofking: HAHAH THATS GAY
mcwhoredick changed cheeseypoofking's username to kingdickface
kingdickface changed mcwhoredick's username to poorbitch
poorbitch: suck my dick fatass
kingdickface: that's butters' job
poorbitch: you're not wrong
kingdickface: mother fucker
kingdickface left the chat
poorbitch: fuck face.
stanny: i'm happy for u ken
kylitos: yeah me too.
poorbitch: thanks, i appreciate it
poorbitch: now where the fuck did those usernames come from
stanny: kyle
kylitos: stan
poorbitch: haha
poorbitch: mind if i add butters to the chat?
kylitos: sure, idc.
stanny: yea go ahead
poorbitch added butterscotch to the chat
poorbitch: hey babe
butterscotch: hey kenny! hey fellas!
kylitos: hey butters
stanny: ayoooo
kylitos: i'm bored as fuck.
stanny: i was a girl in the village doing alright
butterscotch: then i became a princess overnight!
poorbitch: butters, why?
butterscotch: don't break the chainnn
kylitos: now i gotta figure out how to do it right
butterscotch: so much to learn and seeeee
stanny: up in the castle with my new family
poorbitch: in a school that's just for royalty 👑
kylitos: a whole enchanted world is waiting for meeeee
butterscotch: i'm so excited to beeeeee
stanny: sophia the first
poorbitch: i'm finding out what being royal's all abouttttt
kylitos: sophia the first
butterscotch: making my way it's an adventure every dayyyy
stanny: sophiaaaa
poorbitch: it's gonna be my time
kylitos: sophiaaaa
butterscotch: to show them all that i'm
stanny: sophia the firsttttt
kingdickface joined the chat
kingdickface: what. the. fuck.
kylitos: awh mannn who let him back
poorbitch has blocked kingdickface from the chat for 24 hours
stanny: hahahahah
kylitos: oh
kylitos: my
kylitos: fucking
kylitos: god
stanny: what?! are you okay!?
stanny: kylitosssss!?!?!?
kylitos: butters x kenny = bunny
stanny: Y E S
butterscotch: what does the x mean
poorbitch: oh you poor sweet innocent soul
kylitos: 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰
poorbitch: i hate you guys so much.
