craigfucker - craig
stanny - stan
*private chat*
stanny: craig, i need help, please
craigfucker: can't you ask kyle
stanny: well... no
craigfucker: the fuck did you do
stanny: how'd you tell tweek you like him
craigfucker: i didn't. japanese girls set us up
stanny: fuck i forgot ab that
craigfucker: not that i'm interested, but why?
stanny: well
stanny: i like this guy
stanny: and he just came out to me
stanny: but idk how to tell a guy that i like him
craigfucker: how's it any different then telling a girl
stanny: it's way different. like girls like romantic shit, like getting asked out by getting taken to like a pretty sunset or something like that
craigfucker: well, how much is this guy into romantic shit
stanny: i'm not exactly sure. he's only ever had one girlfriend and now he's into guys
craigfucker: is it kyle
stanny: um-
craigfucker: it's kind of obvious that you like him
stanny: fuck. yes it's kyle.
craigfucker: i personally wouldn't go too overboard with him.
craigfucker: if you can't gain enough confidence to tell him in person, then just tell him over text
stanny: i might tell him over text. i don't want it to be awkward in person because we're best friends.
craigfucker: makes sense
stanny: so, did you get the gerbil out of your ass yet?
craigfucker: .....
craigfucker: who told you about that
stanny: i have my ways
craigfucker: wtf dude
stanny: it was clyde
craigfucker: mother fucker
stanny: he's probably told over half the school by now
craigfucker: fuck. i've got to go. good luck with kyle
stanny: thanks, bye craig.
