stanny - stan
kylitos - kyle
butterscotch - butters
poorbitch / orangeparka - kenny
kingdickface - cartman
main hoes 🤪
stanny - hey guys
butterscotch - heya!
kylitos - i forgot butters was in this.
poorbitch - can we keep himmmm
stanny - yeah
kylitos - i don't mind.
butterscotch - yayyy
poorbitch - he's an innocent bean
poorbitch - so watch your language
kylitos - kenny, your username is poorbitch.
poorbitch - shit
poorbitch - i mean oops
poorbitch changed their username to orangeparka
orangeparka - better?
kylitos - yes.
stanny - sooooooo
butterscotch - well?
orangeparka - so.....?
orangeparka - it's obvious you want to say something
stanny - kyle, you sure about this?
kylitos - yep.
butterscotch - sure about what?
orangeparka - spill the tea sis
stanny - never say that again
butterscotch - spill ittttt
orangeparka - i'm on the edge of my nonexistent seat
stanny - kyle and i are together
stanny - like dating
kylitos - we thought you should know.
kingdickface - and now i'm the only single & straight one
kylitos - holy fuck.
kylitos - since when have you been here?
orangeparka - KyLiToS lAnGuAgE
kylitos - oh god, not you too.
butterscotch - i'm happy for you guys!
kingdickface - since the beginning
stanny - and you didn't say anything ??
kingdickface - pretty much
orangeparka - dang it, y'all made me fall off my skateboard
butterscotch - are you okay!?
orangeparka - yeah, i'm fine
orangeparka - okay.. anywaysssss
kingdickface - who confesses first? hippie or jew?
kingdickface - put your votes in gentlemen
kingdickface - i say jew
butterscotch - kyle
orangeparka - kyle
stanny - what the hell ????
kylitos - actually it was stan.
stanny - y E a H
kylitos - and it was quite interesting to say the least.
orangeparka - over text or in person?
kylitos - text
kingdickface - pussy
butterscotch - send screenshotsssss
kylitos - *insert screenshots*
orangeparka - haha clever
butterscotch - hilarious, but cute
kingdickface - kyle literally insults stan twice
kylitos - yeah.... and?
kingdickface - that's not enough
stanny - stfu
stanny has logged off
kylitos - damn it you chased him off
kylitos - babe come backkkk
kylitos has logged off
orangeparka - igtg fix my skateboard
kingdickface - what'd you do to it?
orangeparka - snapped it in half
orangeparka has logged off
butterscotch - guess it's just me and you now eric
kingdickface - suck my dick butters
kingdickface has left the chat
butterscotch - awh hamburgers
butterscotch has logged off
