reddie oneshots

pride

guys imagine them as like 20 ish year olds and no pennywise shit happened. the still had VERY repressed feelings and all that jazz though. just the perfect, chaotic reddie you know and love. enjoy, cuties!!

oh and also the above picture inspired the outfits.

* two new packages have been delivered*

eddie heard his phone ding and he immediately booked it to his and richie's front door. when he opened the door there was the brown boxes they have been expecting for weeks. "richie get the fuck down here! the packages finally came."

in the next 30 seconds you could hear the pad of richie's feet coming down the stairs from the home office. "it came right on time, june is only three days away eds." richie says as he hugs his boyfriend from behind.

"shut up, i wanna open them." eddie has already grabbed the knife and has the knife pressing at the tape holding the one of the boxes shut. once he has the middle and one side cut he decides fuck it and rips the box open. he immediately has his hands in the box.

"oh my god i'm so excited. it's gonna be our first pride out of the closet." richie unravels the two gay pride flags, while eddie is pulling out horrendous amounts of glitter and body paint.

"wait this is all i ordered what's in the second box?" eddie asks utterly confused.

"see, i got you there eds. i have a little surprise." richie says with a wink, while he opens the box very slowly. he's definitely trying to annoy eddie. 100%. and it's working.

"rich i swear to god if you don't open the damn box i- ." eddie widens his eyes to add emphasis then gets cut off.

"okay okay eddie spaghetti." richie grins widely when he pulls out two boxes from the bigger one.

eddie's eyes go wide when he realizes what the box is for. "i'm not wearing those."

richie opens the box anyway and pulls out a pair of yellow roller skates specially made for the one, the only eddie spaghetti. " oh yeah and the wheels light up."

eddie starts, "richie those were prob-" but richie cuts him off with,

"you haven't even seen mine." richie plops down a pair of pure white skates with neon red wheels and black laces. "they'll match perfectly with my outfit."

"okay you can definitely wear them, but i'm not."

"wait, eds before you say no. they change into normal shoes so you don't have to skate the whole time." richie demonstrates pushing the wheels into the sole, making 'normal' shoes.

richie puts on the biggest puppy face and tilts his head. "okay fine i'll wear them just for you." with that eddie pulls richie into a messy but perfect kiss. he just wants the shit-eating grin off richie's face. yep, that's definitely it.

"yes!" richie mumbles against eddie's lips. his plan is working.

//

"hey eds. will you come help me put this makeup on?" richie asks.

when eddie walks in the bedroom from the attached bathroom, he sees richie staring at himself in their body length mirror surrounded by makeup and various glitters. "turn around." richie slowly turns around and eddie gets to work.

richie ended up with red eyeshadow, black slightly smudged underneath his eyes, a little bit of blush, and white glitter on his cheekbones. to top it off eddie put a clear gloss on richie's lip. eddie smiled at his work and his beyond beautiful boyfriend. " you look so cute."

"you aren't to bad yourself." richie motioned to eddie's bright yellow eyeshadow, heavily blushed cheeks, pink gloss, and a pop of highlighter to the high points of his face. richie pressed a light kiss to eddie's lips then checked the time. "we should probably get dressed and then go pick up bill and stan."

eddie walked into their shared closet and grabbed their already planned outfits from the hangers. they both quickly got dressed. eddie into a rainbow striped crop top, light blue overalls, pink sunglasses, and his high top yellow roller skates. he just planned on not skating. don't tell richie though.

eddie looked over at richie in his white tshirt, red and black plaid pants, and his custom made roller skates. he looked hot. "you ready to do this thing?"

"hell yeah, eddiekins." and with that they linked fingers and went to pick up bill and stan.

meanwhile...

stan yelled outside of the bathroom, "bill why are you in the shower right now? richie and eddie are gonna be here in like 18 minutes." he checked the time. "16 minutes!" through the door stan heard the water turn off and the shower curtain open.

a few moments later bill opened the door releasing the steam from the bathroom. standing in only a towel, bill placed a chaste kiss on stan's cheek. "babe, i only have to get dressed. that takes 5 minutes."

stan leaned up and kissed bill, "hurry up then! you have 15 minutes now." bill smiled and then went into their shared closet to get dressed.

as stan put on his finishing touches bill walked out of the closet to reveal his light wash mom jeans and plaid shirt combo. stan thought it looked like bill, effortless and hot.

bill went up behind stan and put his arms around him. "hey stan?"

"what?" stan intertwined their fingers together.

bill grabbed stan by the waist, flipping him around so they were facing each other. "you look beautiful." bill looked stan up and down. his boyfriend was wearing a monochrome outfit, with a white button up , black chelsea boots, and black mom jeans cuffed at the ends. he had a full rainbow around his eyes, a pink gloss, and to top it off he had a wide brim black hat, his curls peeking out.

as they admired each other, in the distance they heard a knock on their apartment door. stan looked down at his phone, "this is the first time they have been early."

//

as richie, eddie, stan, and bill got out of the car they could vaguely hear someone yelling "hey losers!" as it got closer, they realized is was a women's voice, beverly's voice.

i didn't finish this but like you can read what i did or whatever