My cousin Hannah has a cactus named Andy. Today Andy was drowned in a storm. So, this is my virtual funeral for him.
We are gathered here today to celebrate the wonderful life of Andy *** *******.
He was a loyal friend, A great son, and an even better cactus. He enjoyed watching the sunset, until he had no more sunlight. His loving mother, Hannah, will certainly miss him. He was a joy to this world. He touched all the lives of those around him (mentally not physically, because that would be painful. He was very spiky.) We will never forget the imaginary conversations that we shared with that beautiful succulent. He will soon be replaced with another cactus, but his memory can never be replaced. He was the best cactus anyone could ask for. Let us take a moment of silence to mourn our loss
*whistling in head*
*moment over*
Okay. Thank you for doing that with us. He will be missed. Fly high, Andy. We loved you.
*sappy music starts to play*
🎶 All the times together🎶
🎶All the memorie-
"Okay okay guys, the funeral is over."
"No! Andy will forever be missed! Let us mourn longer!"
"Why did I agree to do this.."
"Shhhh"
🎶All the memories.🎶
(Song continues to play)
Thank you for mourning with us today. Spread the love Andy would have wanted to be spread.
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