Spidey AU's

Peter Ranting For 1000 Words

It was the Avengers monthly training day, essentially just a family day, but it was Peter's first and everyone was hyped. The only problem was that he was a missing a field trip for it - the only one they got this year - and he would be babied by all of them. Another requirement was that they got rid of their phones for the day or in Tony's case his AIs, which was why Ned and MJ's frantic texts failed to reach him. So that was how they came to be when the whole school came across them arguing in the gym.

"Why don't you use more power!" Peter yelled at most of the team, apart from his мама, who knew what he was capable after their many one on one session.
"Because you're nowhere near as strong as the others on the team! And even if you're smart, you have no self-preservation instincts!" Tony responded. The school just stood there watching, unable to come to terms that Puny Parker (it hurt me to write that) was fighting the Avengers.
" Yes, I do! I asked for backup, but first, you had the FBI shoot at me then you took the suit away! And now I can't look at dust without having a panic attack!" He screamed.
"Why has Karen not told me? She must have some recordings to explain why!" Stark is already typing away.
"She won't! Because you took the suit! Because 'if you're nothing without this suit, you shouldn't have it'! Then my homecoming date's dad tried to kill me!" Peter stormed out of the room, saying something about going to see Pepper.

Natasha followed her ребенок паук and tried to help him calm down, or failing that damage control with the tour. Pepper knew about how underestimated Peter was so when he asked to help her in business calls she just accepted it and said that he had to go help out R&D while he was at it. The next time the school saw him was when he was in the middle of a heated discussion with the vice-president on the phone, which was on speaker so he could help the scientists. "Change the symbol there... No why is there even a negative symbol in the accords? Ned goes to Bruce, he hasn't slept in the past week. We'll have to continue this later sir, I've just received an invitation to a meeting with Ross after lunch." Him, Ned MJ and the vice-president all sighed deeply at this. "MJ, mum needs more help upstairs and I think the tour is meant to be in the meeting room Ross wants to use. Oh well, they signed NDAs and it'll be good for them to see what being an Avenger actually involves."
Principal Morita is definitely giving Roger a pay rise after this, but all future trips would include Peter, exciting things always seem to happen when he's around.

The actual meeting with Ross goes smoothly, minimal shouting and Tony only had to be dissuaded from summoning the Iron Legion 3 times. It was what happened afterwards that was really of value to pretty much everyone on that floor. Tony and Peter began another screaming match. "What are you unable to look at dust after Vulture, then?"
"Because he dropped a building on me! And no one cared or knew because you had the suit!" Peter retorted, already getting angry.
"Well, how are you still alive?!"
"I had to lift the whole concrete warehouse off me! Then I stuck to the outside of your plane and in order to save it, I had to crash the burning plane onto a beach! And even though he dropped me in a lake, tried to blow up my friends, and attempted to crush me, I still saved him when his wings stopped working! And I turned down the offer of joining the team and you let me believe it was a test! But sent a suit which led to May finding out. I'm stronger than Hulk, faster than Steve and on par with your intelligence! And nobody ever sees me as anything other than that baby that has to be protected at all costs!" Peter was shaking after his rant. Everyone else in the room was either looking murderous or sobbing.
" He did what! Also, we should probably try to actually find out your limits." After most people who were actually a part of the argument agreed or promised to make Toomes regret what he did, Nat spoke up.
"First of all, you literally went straight back to babying him, and second his whole school have been watching for the last day."
"Oh, I already knew," Peter smirks evilly, scaring his classmates (mainly Flash). "I am Spiderman. And I will prove I'm the strongest Avenger, probably most experienced with loss."

They adapted pretty well to Peter's spidery tendencies, but still looked alarmed when he purred after eating flowers. It was weirdest in the gym, Tony set up a whole station with the heaviest weights in existence and different stations for Peter to test his agility or speed. A PE lesson had been abandoned in favour of watching Peter complete the whole thing in under 5 minutes while checking his phone. Then having the audacity to explain it as. "If I can't use Karen this is the second easiest option."

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So yes, I did quote the ferry scene in the dialogue and no I don't own Marvel, the line or the characters. Wish I did though (  ･᷄-･᷅ )