South Park Oneshots

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A/N: Another Emily oneshot guys! I know that I need to publish Tweek part two but I have no idea what to do. I've been dying to write a Token oneshot for a little while now so, why not do it when I have no inspiration for any of my other books. I also really want to do a Tyde oneshot. Please leave requests, I am willing to do anything. :)

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Reader's POV

"Hey, Y/n! Wait up!" I turned around when I heard a familiar voice say my name. My eyes suddenly met a pair of big, brown eyes, "Clyde, I don't have time. I have to go home and get ready for my blind date." I turned back around and quickly started to walk away. Clyde started jogging to catch up to me, "You're a sophomore, you don't need to go on blind dates." I rolled my eyes at his comment, "I wanted to study with Token, but Wendy insisted that I go on this date." Clyde looked over at me, "Token wouldn't have been able to study anyways, he blew off the movies with me and Craig because he said he had better things to do." We finally reached my house and I started to walk up the driveway, "See ya, Clyde!" I waved him off and ran inside to change.

Token's POV

Here I am. Sitting at a table for two in a restaurant that I've never even been to, waiting on some girl to show up and probably make me pay for dinner. I can't believe I let Wendy talk me into this, she probably set me up with one of her dumb friends that is just going to use me like every other girl before.

"May I take your order now, sire?" The waiter politely asked. "Uh, no thank you, I'm still waiting on my date." I took a sip of my water, "But sire, you said that twenty minutes ago." I put down my glass before speaking, "I guess she's just running a little late." The waiter nods and walks off to another table.

Wow, I blew off the movies with Clyde and Craig for a girl that won't even show up. Well, I guess I might as well dip. I started to stand up, when I saw Y/n walk through the door, her e/c orbs met mine. She made her way over to me, "Oh, hey Token! Why are you here?" I rolled my eyes at the whole situation, "Wendy set me up on a blind date, but my date didn't even bother to show up. So, you should be asking, 'Oh, hey Token! Why are you leaving'?" I said trying to imitate her voice. Y/n's eyes widened, "Oh, no." She took her phone out of her f/c purse, "Uh, what? Is there something on my face? There shouldn't be, I didn't have anything except water." I started feeling around my face, she shook her head.

Reader's POV

Wendy, you little bit-

"Oh, hey Wendy! Sorry to bother you, when I said that I had no plans, I didn't mean set me up on a date with my best friend!" Token's eyes widen, "Oh, my god! You're my date!" I looked at Token, "Not now Token." He quickly sat back down and gave an apologetic look.

"I just thought that you liked him, that's all." Wendy said innocently. I rolled my eyes, "You know what, I am going to sit down and have a nice dinner with my friend and enjoy myself. But you're paying me the money back!" I hung up before Wendy could reply. I took a seat at the table, "So, isn't this place lovely?"

Time Skip
Token took a big bite of his sandwich, "Who orders a cheeseburger at a place like this?" I tilted my head. He put down his burger and wiped his face, "Who orders f/f at a place like this?" He smiled before dipping a fry into ketchup. "You know you're paying, right?" Token looked at me and rolled his eyes, "I always do." Token finished his food and looked over at me, "Are you done?" I took the last bite of my food and savored it. "Yep." I smiled. The waiter came back to the table, "Are you two ready for the check?" He asked politely. "Ye-" "I thought you were gonna buy me dessert." I looked at Token, he blinked at me then looked back at the waiter, "We'll take the check." Token said with a reassuring smile, "I was promised dessert." I said firmly. "Wendy promised, not me. Now the check please." I narrowed my eyes, "I want dessert." Token pinched the bridge of his nose, "Please don't make a scene." Token pleaded. "I'll come back later." Token smiled and nodded at the waiter.

Token's POV

I watched the waiter leave before turning back to y/n, "What the hell are you doing?" I asked. "Having fun. And I'm kind of craving cake." She gave me the most innocent smile. I sighed and rolled my eyes, "Fine. But please don't make a scene like that ever again." She nodded her head.

Time Skip
She had one last bite of her dessert. She looked up from her plate and looked at me. "Do you want the last bite?" I had my chin resting in my hand, waiting for her to finish, "No." I said bored. She bit her lip, "Are you sure?" I lifted my head up and nodded, "Yes, I'm fine. So, please hurry." She shrugged and picked up her fork. She looked up at me and put fork back down on the plate. She leaned back into her chair and crossed her arms. I stared at her and mentally facepalmed, "Are you serious?" She shook her head in response, "What will it take to get you to leave already? I have done everything, I waited an extra thirty minutes because you wanted to show up late, I bought you dessert, what more could you possibly want? Shoes, clothes, a new phone? What? I'm so bored and tired, I just want to go home." I finally broke, I've been holding that in for a good hour now. She smirked, "I want to feed you the last bite." I tilted my head and gave her a confused look, "W-what?" "I wanna spoon feed you the last bite of my f/d." My eyes widen and I put my hands up, "No, no, no! You already embarrassed me with that little stunt you pulled earlier. I don't need you to embarrass me even more by feeding me like a toddler." She rolled her eyes. "You want to leave, right?" I sighed, "Yes." She smiled and picked up the last bite of her food with her fork. "Then open up wide." She said in a baby voice. She lifted the fork up to my mouth and I shoved her hand away. She frowned, "Why won't you open up wide?" I chuckled, "That sounds wrong and disturbing." She sighed, "Token, I'm trying to have fun." "Treating me like a three year old is not fun." I crossed my arms, "Being a moody moose isn't fun either." We both stayed silent, "I'm sorry." I mumbled and uncrossed my arms. "I'll eat the last bite, if you want." She sat up and clapped, "Open-" "Just none of the weird baby fetish, talk, stuff, okay?" She smiled and nodded before feeding me the last bite of f/d.

Click

I looked over at the sound and saw Clyde and Craig, taking pictures of me and y/n. I quickly spit out the food and turned to the two idiots. "What the fuck! I thought you guys were at the movies!" I yelled. "And we thought you were going on a blind date." Craig stated in his usual monotone voice. "I am!" I hollered back. "Look, if you guys have secretly been banging behind our backs, then so be it. You don't have to keep it a secret, we won't judge." Clyde smiled and Craig nodded in agreement. "We will leave you two alone now." They started to walk away. Clyde stopped and quickly turned around. He walked back to us, "Oh and I almost forgot." Clyde pulled a brown paper bag out of his coat pocket and handed it to me, "Be safe." He whispered in my ear. I peaked inside the bag.

"Goddammit."