South Park Oneshots

thank u, next | special

A/N: This is our 100 view special! Thank everyone so much for all of the support. We have been planning this oneshot for a while. Both of us are writing this oneshot together, so please enjoy. In this oneshot, the reader is telling stories about her past relationships with Kyle, Token, Tweek, and Michael and how she has become a better person because of them. I wrote Kyle and Token's, and Samantha wrote Michael and Tweek's. 

Reader's POV

Thought I'd end up with Kyle, but he wasn't a match

"Oh c'mon Kyle, you're so in love with him!" I screamed at the red haired boy. "Me and Stan are just friends." I rolled my eyes, "Friends don't kiss each other." Kyle sighed before replying, "Stan was drunk and Wendy had just broke up with him." "Yea, but you weren't drunk." Kyle sat down on the couch and buried his face in his hands, "How many times are you going to keep bringing this up?" I took a quick glance around the room, "I-I don't know, until you admit it, I guess." Kyle looked up at me and raised an eyebrow. "You want me to admit that I'm in love with my bestfriend, while I'm with you." I took a seat next to him, "If you love Stan, I want to know. I don't want to be in the way of you two." Kyle took a deep breath, "Fine. I love Stan."

Wrote some songs about Michael, now I listen and laugh

I walked into my room, slamming my door shut. I sat down at my desk, huffing and grabbing some paper, writing down some lyrics.  I happily  ran up to Michael, immediately sitting him down and playing him your new song. After the song was over, he laughed and said how comformist it was. It broke your heart then but now you just start laughing when you think about the moment. 

For Tweek, I'm so thankful

I woke up in the middle of the night, going out for a walk. I happened to pass by Tweek's house, deciding to wake him up, I threw a rock at the window. His light switched on and he came outside, confused. "GAH!" I flashed him a smile before grabbing his hand and started walking to this abandoned place. Once we got there, I dragged Tweek to sit down next to me on this old sofa. He sent me a bright smile, laying his head on my shoulder. 

Wish I could say thank you to Token, he was an angel

I kissed the dark skinned boy on the cheek, "Thank you for taking me shopping." He sent me a smile before starting the car, "It was no problem." We pulled out of the parking lot to head back to my place, "Did you have fun?" He said, not tearing his eyes off the road. "I always do. You know you don't have to take me shopping all the time." Token shrugged, "I like to spoil you, I just love you so much." My cheeks started to heat up, "I love you too." 

One taught me love, one taught me patience, and one taught me pain. Now I'm so amazing, I've loved and I've lost, but that's not what I see. So, look what I got, look what you taught me. And for that, I say, thank you, next.