ASEAN (+other countries) Incorrect quotes

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Vietnam = If Indo and Phil are drowning, who would you save?

Malay = My time and effort.

Indo = What if I have a box of Milo?

Malay = I'd save Indo-

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Myanmar = What do we say when we get anxious, Thailand?

Thailand = Anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic.

Myanmar = No-

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Indo = I typed 'bitch' in the GPS. And guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Malay = ...

Indo = Vroom vroom motherfucker.

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EU = So..do you like sleeping?

ASEAN = I guess.

EU = We should do it together sometime-

ASEAN = No, EU.

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Singapore = My horoscope says that my soulmate may be sitting right infront of me.

Malay = *pushes Brunei off the chair*

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Myanmar = Why are you such an asshole?

Thailand = One, for the attention.

Thailand = Two, for the aesthetic.

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(Pretend it's Christmas okay?)

Vietnam = Guys! It's Christmas! Are you all in the Christmas mood!?

Malay = Merry crisis.

Phil = Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.

Indo = hoe hoe hoe.

Vietnam = guys please-

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Vietnam = Just act mature. you'll be fine.

Phil = Got it.

[Later on a date]

America = So what do you do for fun?

Phil, deadpan = My taxes.

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Phil = If I was a drink I would be Vanilla, what would you guys be?

Indo = Poison.

Malay = bleach.

Phil = Calm down edgelords.

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Indo = *taps fingers on table*

Malay = *taps fingers on table*

Laos = What are they doing?

Cambodia = I believe it's Morse code.

Indo = *aggressively taps fingers on table*

Malay = *slams hand on table and gasp offendedly* YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE SHI--