ASEAN (+other countries) Incorrect quotes

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Russia = If you ever feel safe, just remember that I'm out there!

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Malay, taking Singa's paperwork : I think you should take a mental health break for like 5 minutes.

Singa = why?

Malay = To de-stress. Ya know, check your phone, take a breather---

Singa = cry?

Malay, concerned = no-

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(Btw, I'm adding Vietnam to the Rice gang, and the MalPhilIndo and the rice gang are different, ok?)

Vietnam = I don't get paid enough for this.

Laos = for what?

Vietnam = *points at Malay, Phil, and Indo doing the Mecerena in bikini's*

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Indo = I'm small but knowing.

Nether = You won't be knowing what the top shelf looks like.

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Indo = ah it's almost Christmas, time to switch my regular bamboo runcing to my Christmas one.

Phil = There's a difference?

Indo = Yeah, the Christmas one lights up.

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Russia = A baby can drink a bottle and fall asleep and people say it's cute.

Russia = But if I do it people say I'm an alcoholic.

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Phil, coming down the stairs = Is something burning?

America = My burning desire for you.

Phil = ..AME THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE-

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Indo = if I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Vietnam = Strong.

Phil = Weak.

Malay = An idiot.

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Cambodia = Laos just got stabbed and we have to go to the hospital ASAP!

Indo = Then I should drive.

Brunei = Why you?

Indo = I have nothing to live for and drive like it so-

Cambodia = Okay let's do it.

(Later in the car)

Everyone = *screaming*

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America = *holds up a sign that says:* Only gay people can read this.

Phil = What does it say?

Vietnam = No idea. Indo, can you read it?

Indo =   'Onl-' I-I mean, no. I cannot.

Singa = I can only read two-thirds of it.

Malay = It literally says 'Only gay people can read this' Are you guys idio-

Malay = oh...