ASEAN (+other countries) Incorrect quotes

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Indo = I'm a responsible adult.

Malay = *raising an eyebrow*

Indo = I'm an adult.

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Thailand = All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it.

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Lux = Sir, I was informed that you have pot in your vehicle.

Nether = Oh, you mean this?

Nether = *pulls out a flowerpot*

Lux = Oh.. my mistake, what are you growing sir?

Nether = Weed.

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(Based on history)

Indo = Soviet Union, can you help me please?

Soviet Union = Say no more, here's a bunch of weapons and a tank!

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Vietnam = It's okay to ask for help.

Phil = You're not a burden.

Indo = Murder is okay.

Malay = Your feelings matter.

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Malay = how much sleep did you get?

Singa = 8

Malay = 8 Hours?

Singa = 8 Seconds-

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Phil = The best revenge is just being nice and friendly!

Indo, in the distance = Or murder-

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Cambodia = Papa! Thank goodness you're here, there was so much chaos!

ASEAN = What happen?

Cambodia = Well the Rice Gang--

ASEAN = that explains it.

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Indo, pointing at Vietnam = Dis is Vietnam.

Indo, pointing at Phil = Dis is Phil.

Indo, pointing at Malay = Dis is Malay.

Indo, pointing at himself = Disappointment.

Malay, concerned = Indo no-

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Singa = I've had 8 seconds of sleep, 1 brownie, 5 shots of espresso and I am ready to either fight god or die trying.