ASEAN (+other countries) Incorrect quotes

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Singa = Did you know that when you break a bone, it typically heals back stronger than before?

Indo = So what you're saying is that I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?

Vietnam = ...

Phil = ...

Brunei = ...

Cambodia = ...

Laos = ...

Myanmar = ...

Thailand = ...

Malay = please don't-

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Vietnam = Phil, why are you lying on the kitchen floor?

Phil = Because I dropped my spoon and wanted to see how it felt.

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Thailand = Say yes to drugs!

Myanmar = The heck-!? say no to drugs!!

Singa = It doesn't matter what you say to drugs. If you talk to drugs, you're taking them.

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Brunei = Okay, let me get this straight--

Phil = More like, let me run this bi you!

Vietnam = Let's just see how this pans out!

Myanmar = Let's see if we can ace this case!

Thailand = I'm gay.

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(Have some slight Nethernesia lmao)

Indo = guys, Nether is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Malay = Punch him in the stomach. Then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Cambodia = Kick him in the shin.

Phil = Tackle him.

Vietnam = Strangle him.

Singa = Dump him.

Nether = NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN PLEASE--!

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Malay = So, when do you normally fell asleep?

Singa, on his 10th cup of coffee = Whenever I collapse is purely up to the gods--

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Malay = Indo was about to run into a bar at the playground so I told him to duck and he quaked at me.

Malay = And then he hit his head and we had to go to the hospital.

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Cambodia = There's a rumor going around that you punched a homophobe yesterday.

Thailand = a RUMOR!? are you telling me people are doubting it!?

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ASEAN = I'll be out for a bit. Don't burn the house down.

The rice gang = Well there goes our plan.

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Malay = A- are you okay Indo? I hope you aren't hurt.

Indo = huh?

Malay = I was worried!

Indo = Malay- you're scaring me, say something you'd usually say-

Malay = I will murder you.

Indo = Thank you.

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