ASEAN (+other countries) Incorrect quotes

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Indo = It's nice to be wanted.

Malay = NOT BY THE LAW!

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Phil = Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will" !

Indo = I will my parents didn't die.

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Malay = Singa, you really need to calm dow--

Singa = BUT HOW CAN AN ICE CREAM BE BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR!?

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Myanmar in court after stabbing Thailand.

Myanmar = In my defense, your honor, he simply did not passed the vibe check.

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Vietnam = Has anyone ever tell you that you've got anger issues?

Malay = I prefer the term "leadership skills"

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Indo = I AM A FREE SPIRIT! I DO WHAT I WANT!

Phil = I'm calling Malay.

Indo = No, wait--

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Myanmar = I love sarcasm because it's like punching people in the face but with words.

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Vietnam = Are you mad at someone?

Indo = no.

Vietnam = Oh, so sharpening your bamboo runcing at 3 AM is just a hobby?

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Thailand = I love it when the teacher puts a question mark on my math test. Like, yeah same bro.

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Malay, preparing the monopoly board = If I don't win, I'm burning the house down.