What are you doing step Pringle? (Peppa Pig x Ronald McDonald x Pringle's)

Ch. 1 (The love Triangle)

Peppa was an average pig. And by average, I mean a 5 year old pig that is 7'1. She lived an average life with her mother, Dådæ, her younger brother George, and her teddy bear. But a couple of days later, Peppa' dad said he was going to get milk, but he never came back. This broke Peppa's heart. She never had experienced such a great loss. But when Peppa and her mom went to their local McDonald's, Ronald McDonald himself was there in person. Peppa's heart skipped multiple beats, and to this day we still have no idea how she is alive.

POV: Peppa
Today I met Ronald McDonald. I wonder if he likes jumping in muddy puddles. We made eye contact, and my heart skipped multiple beats. He looked so lovely in his flowing, luscious, red hair, and his bright, yellow jumpsuit. And don't even get me started on his white, pale, face paint. Those big, red lips of his gleamed like the sparkle in my eye. I walked over to talk to him, and he was the nicest, most handsome man I have ever met. He said he would give me a discount on my food if I went over to his place, but before I could say "yes" my step brother Pringle's walked into the same McDonalds as I was in. He strutted in, with his big, booming, mustache. As he walked in he said "oh hi Peppa. What a nice surprise to see you here as well." I replied, "oh hi step-bro. What are you doing, step-bro?"

Ronald looked up at Pringle's with anger. He would NOT let Pringle's get in the way of him and Peppa's relationship, even though they only had met today. Pringle's looked back up at Ronald. He also had anger welling up in his eyes. He knew they would have to fight for the love the their beloved Peppa pig. But Peppa had no idea what was to come of them. Little did any of them know, Wendy's was looking through the McDonalds play place jungle gym. Roasting all of the kids in her path. Then she realized, "I should steal that Peppa's girls manz!" Wendy's then continues to walk over to Ronald, and acts like a complete hoe. Ronald is NOT having her shenanigans. Through the other play place window, you could see starbucks looking longingly at Wendy's singing softly, "I wish you were gay..."