Ch. 3 (The Baconator)

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As Wendy's was driving home from the failed attempt to being a hoe, she notices a bunch of bacon just laying there on the highway. She thinks to herself "wow! All this bacon? Just laying on the highway? What a steal! These would taste great on my famous new baconators!" Wendy's then pulls over onto the side of the road to collect the bacon, but accidentally hits one on the children she roasted in the McDonald's play place. "Oh well!" She says, ignoring the fact she literally just ROASTED someone to death. As she starts to collect the lovely, scrumptious bacon, she hears screams of terror from a voice that sound way too familiar. "Oh that's that Peppa's girls brother. Even better. Now she'll learn her lesson to not mess with MY MANZ"
Wendy's puts the bag of bacon in her trunk, but when she opens it she finds starbucks singing softly "I wish you were gayyyy" " GET THE F*** OUT OF MY CAR!!!" Wendy's grabs Starbucks by the hair and yanks her out of the trunk, while she's still singing. Wendy's slams the trunk shut, and speeds off like no cops are there. When she gets home, she puts the "bacon" in the freezer, with the others. She goes to bed, but under where she is sleeping, she can barely hear someone under her bed say, "I'm gonna MAKE you gay."

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