What are you doing step Pringle? (Peppa Pig x Ronald McDonald x Pringle's)

Ch.4 (What are you doing step-pringle?...)

As Peppa is balling her eyes out on the side of the highway, Pringle's, her step brother comes out of nowhere, and comforts her in her time of loss. "Hey Peppa, I'm really sorry your brother literally just got baconated, but just know, that I'm here for you, because I'm your step-brother." "Thank you Pringle's. Let's go jump in muddy puddles together. Whaddya say?" "I would love nothing more.... my love." "What did you say?" "Nothing...." Pringle's and Peppa go find their favorite muddy puddle, and jump in it for a couple of minutes. They go into Pringle's house. Peppa is very muddy, and needs to take a a shower. After Peppa takes a nice, hot, steamy shower, Pringle's looks at her, and leads her to his room. The VERY passionately hug, and Pringle's gets salt on Peppa's peach. "Can you make some more snowflakes, step-bro?" After a long night of hugging, they fall asleep. Peppa wakes up early, and leaves. As Peppa is walking home, fatherless, and brotherless, and not knowing where her mom is, she spots Ronald, walking on the sidewalk on the other side of the street. He looked sad, as he was looking down, kicking a pebble, with bacon grease on it. Ronald looks up for a moment, and sees Peppa across the street. He starts to sprint over to her, but gets hit by a dump truck. "RONALD NOOOOOOOO!!!!" Peppa cries as Ronald's makeup wipes off. Peppa runs over to the accident, and takes a closer look at Ronald. "D- daddy!?!?" "Yes my daughter...." "B-but dad.... why?" "Because... because.... that bacon of yours.... and I love you...." The ambulance shows up and takes Ronald, or should I say.... daddy pig, and takes him to the hospital. "Doctor... what's his condition..?" "Well, he appears to be in a severe coma.... and he's gay..." "WHATTT?.? HOW DID YOU KNOW???" "I saw him at the bar like a year ago." "Oh... yknow that would make a lot of sense."