Zodiac sign and birthday game Countryhumans

Him taking you to an interview

Aries: UK ("Yeah, this bastard called tea, flavoured water, it was unbelievable")

Taurus: America ("tell us something your mom doesn't know" "OoOoOh *deepthroats the microphone*")

Gemini: Germany ("I picked zem off ze ztreet, I regret that desizion")

Cancer: Italy ("this bitch over here can cook me pasta, the only reason I let them stay here")

Leo: Mexico ("this chica over here makes the best tortillas and salsa")

Virgo: Russia ("I don't know who ze fuck that is, that person just came into my house with a bottle of vodka in their hand, I still don't know their name")

Libra: Canada ("they stole all of my syrup! My fucking syrup!" >:c)

Scorpio: Australia ("weeks passed and they still hate Josh the tarantula, he's just a friendly party spider, he also loves flies")

Sagittarius: France ( "they keep saying 'paint me like one of your french girls', excuse me, stop it, stop it with the jokes and they also call my language 'baguette language'" T_T)

Capricorn: Japan ("Nani?! They just ran off with my manga collection!" *runs away from the reporter to chase after you*)

Aquarius: Philippines ("they hate my Tamales... MY TAMALES!")

Pisces: Spain ("so, Yeah, they vibe all day on my beach but they also hit me with a slipper sometimes")

So, yeah, hopefully you guys enjoy some of those with scenarios instead of just the country standing there, it's not a whole scenario but I don't know how to call it. This book is kind of underrated but I still appreciate those who read it and enjoy it