January: Ireland
February: Japan
March: America
April: Russia
May: UK
June: Ukraine
July: France
August: Germany
September: Canada
October: Philippines
November: Sweden
December: Norway
1: goes fishing for money with you
2: tries to make chicken nuggets with you
3: wants to marry your friend
4: plans to destroy the world with you
5: wants to go swimming in the Bermuda Triangle with you
6: forces you to study Maths
7: wants to make candy with you but sucks at doing literally anything
8: won't stop talking about the birth of Albert Einstein
9: will steal your food if you don't obey him........... in giving him his Teddy bear back
10: wants to go to a concert with you but you say no
11: goes to a ball with you
12: cuddles you to death and won't let go
13: wants to play Mario Kart with you
14: gets emotional over the Shrek movie, specifically how Shrek treats Donkey
15: is afraid of you
16: goes to Mexico with you to annoy him
17: plans to buy a bat to hit you with it whenever he's annoyed of you
18: talks emotionally about how coke is better than pepsi even tho it doesn't matter
19: makes secretly a photo of you
20: celebrates the end of 2020 with you
21: wants to start a war with you
22: hates your eyebrows
23: dislikes your taste in pancakes
24: wants you to sing his favorite song
25: likes your eyes
26: steals your pet
27: wants to start a business with you
28: won't stop talking about how amazing the Bee movie is
29: dies
30: throws a Bible at you
31: calls you "panini head"
32: wants to destroy India with you
Aries: because you insulted his eyebrows
Taurus: because he supports you in making your life worse or better
Gemini: because you stole his money
Cancer: because he's lonely
Leo: because he wanted to be the best
Virgo: because he's a fucking loser
Libra: because he thinks you're a "panini head"
Scorpio: because he just wanted to be a happy man
Sagittarius: because he has no idea what he does
Capricorn: because he loves chaos
Aquarius: because else he would kill you
Pisces: because you wouldn't tell where his super suit is
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