"And so she got up and dressed herself and left! She even yelled at me before getting out and slamming the door behind her. I can't believe it." Taehyung relays with tipsy hands in the air, eyes wide at Namjoon and Seokjin.
"But what did she say??" Namjoon asks with a huge grin on his face holding his drink, both of them amused with Taehyung's misadventures.
Taehyung stood up and flipped his non-existent long hair and acted as Ms. Cheong, "Faggot!" he mimics with a higher pitched voice as he shook his ass while holding up his "boobs" with one arm closing the non-existent door behind him.
Namjoon and Seokjin laughed, Seokjin slapping on the table wheezing with how much he was laughing.
"Oh, but that's not all. She even left her red lace panties under the examination table so I had to pick it up and run after her. You should have seen how hopeful her face was when she turned back to look at me when I just held out that thing." Taehyung added as he sat down picking up his glass of whiskey.
Seokjin and Namjoon boomed with laughter, both of them seemed like their lungs were about to bust. The crinkles on the sides of their eyes shown as both of them closed their eyes shut. Taehyung always had the funniest and unbelievable experiences on duty next to Seokjin's. Sometimes he thinks his looks were a terrible curse upon him but, not always.
Now, he didn't even know which was worse, that daughter of a chaebol seducing him and blatantly asking him to do her or that other patient who had a jade egg stuck deep inside her vagina asking Taehyung to take it out as she moaned during the whole procedure that made him almost ask Namjoon to take care of it or that one patient who hit on him as soon as after she's had an abortion.
It was just another day in the life of a gynecologist after all, Taehyung thanked the heavens it was Friday.
"Blue Elf" was one of the best bars around, well, according to the Doctor Kims. They've spent most of their Fridays at the Blue Elf letting out steam and just having a bit of fun ever since Taehyung moved to their hospital and became best of friends with the two. It was the perfect place to hang out being that it was on the next town ahead, they would almost see none of their patients and here they could act as they pleased, this place wasn't crowded like how they would be in the main center of the city. They could just take the professional cap off and liberate themselves.
Taehyung and Namjoon went to the same medical school but went on their own separate ways after, choosing where to work. He then soon met Seokjin through him.
Both Seokjin and Namjoon witnessed how broken Taehyung got after having a few too much shots of Tequila and then taking home a different woman almost every other week. He was still picky with the women making sure they were clean and all and but now he's calmed down. He seemed to be content with just hanging out with them, exchanging stories and just spending time together. He only took women off to his lair maybe once in a while.
And yes, he still does get attracted to his patients. He would be lying if he said he wasn't so, he was still a man, but he was a professional. A patient was a patient and that was that. He's seen countless pairs of breasts and vaginas that he has grown desensitized to them. He wouldn't even remember whose vagina or breast belonged to who if he was asked to identify a dead chopped up body. But if a woman was actually attractive or his type then he needed to fight the urge from that part of his brain.
What played an essential role to his attraction was not the organs itself but to whom they belonged to. There's a lot of things and context to consider before Taehyung would deem a woman attractive enough to actually bring her home; and number one on his list was that she should not be one of his patients, or colleagues for that matter. He valued having his work and personal life to have some sort of boundary. It was just common sense to separate the personal from the professional.
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But, I'm Not Gay | Taejin
FanfictionA story about self discovery; to enter one's soul to find healing, acceptance and one's truth, but... it wouldn't be so bad to maybe have a little bit of help. *DISCLAIMER* I graduated with a Master's degree in Web Browsing specializing in Google a...