junxi as a pilot
junxi: attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we're about to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that I couldn't do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let's just say that I'm about to be $20 richer real soon.
keran as a pilot
keran ladies and gentlemen, this is captain lu and I'll be your pilot today and, uh, wow that's a lot of buttons. that's a LOT of buttons.
linfan as a pilot
linfan: hello this is your captain speaking
linfan: AND! THIS! IS! YOUR! CAPTAIN! SHOUTING!
xichen as a pilot:
xichen: hello this is your captain speaking.
xichen: I am the captain so I get to do whatever the f*ck I want. I WILL be blasting my own music and there will be NO requests.
xichen: if you don't accept my taste in music you can go and f*ck yourself by jumping off this plane.
xichen: thank you.
