linfan: onion rings are just vegetable donuts.
xichen: mhm...
linfan: your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
keran: okay...
linfan: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
xichen:
linfan: lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
keran: please stop
junxi *fascinated* : no no go on, please continue.