xichen: alright, so you and I are married
linfan: but we aren't
xichen: just pretend that we are
linfan: but I don't wanna pretend
xichen: scared you'll like it?
linfan: if we are married, I want a divorce
mr TOV: are they like this all the time?
keran and junxi: yep
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