xichen: With all due respect is a wonderful expression because it doesn't actually specify how much respect is due.
linfan:
xichen: could be none
fanxyred incorrect quotes
Table of contents-
.1. dumb stuff
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.2. birds
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.3. did something good happen?
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.4. marshmellows
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.5. its 2am
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.6. how tall are you?
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.7. j+k
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.8. onion rings are just vegetable donuts
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.9. it's muggy
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.10. stuck outside together
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.11. getting out of messes
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.12. talking to drugs
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.13. grades
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.14. faker
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.15. keys for emergencies
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.16. did it hurt?
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.17. junfan feelings
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.18. ghost bugs
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.19. words ending with 'ie'
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.20. ice cream
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.21. vi-ew
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.22. one normal conversation
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.23. banana peel with a signature
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.24. im calling keran
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.25. are you a cuddler?
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.26. stopping you from doing stuff
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.27. that was ONE time
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.28. are they like this all the time?
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.29. a distraction
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.30. butterflies get nervous
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.31. are you getting enough sleep?
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.32. sally
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.33. garbage day
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.34. stupid arguments
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.35. time isn't real
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you can't be better than
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.37. the sun is shining
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.38. why can't dinosaurs clap?
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.39. weak or strong?
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.40. sponges
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.41. pilot
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.42. coward
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.43. truth or dare?
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.44. do not help linfan do it
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.45. emotions and emojis
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.46. you're chinese
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.47. let's go to sleep
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.48. idea
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.49. don't tell me what to do
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.50. dramatic exit
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.51. fire is my only weakness
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.52. linfan without a 't'
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.53. kill two
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.54. twenty questions
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.55. toothpaste
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.56. LANGUAGE!!
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.57. LANGUAGE!! #2
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.58. LANGUAGE!! #3
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.59. junxi no
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.60. it's a trap
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.61. when you meet someone for the first time
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.62. affection
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.63. i don't really have friends
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.64. onions
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.65. suicidal thoughts
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.66. raised
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.67. headache
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.68. beauty is in the eye of the beholder
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.69. sleep-walking?
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.70. the moon
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.71. my whole world in my hands
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.72. friendly advice
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.73. it's love I tell you
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.74. fine literature and art
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.75. pepper
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.76. wait be quiet
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.77. is something burning?
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.78. you should probably do it
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.79. feeling tall
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.80. only the perfect person
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.81. new member
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.82. I think before I act
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.83. mermaid
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.84.my life so far
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.85. always be prepared
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.86. I've been dropping hints
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.87. no child of mine is a criminal
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.88.grapes
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.89. how's the most beautiful girl in the world doing?
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.90. you look nice
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.91. the only person who can shoot me
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.92. mistakes
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.93. bad idea
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.94. photo of me in her wallet
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.95. secret's safe with me
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.96. weird questions
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.97. your existence is confusing
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.98. come out
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.99. almost dropped my phone
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.100. trouble
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.101. i lost my cool
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.102. soup
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.103. misused words
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.104. bulletproof vest
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.105. dress to impress
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.106. a fpoon
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.107. birthday cake flavour
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.108. my armkle
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.109. are you seeing anyone?
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.110. chenchen's perspective
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.111. not as good as it smells
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.112. i've never had a best friend
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.113. wig
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.114. cinnamon rolls
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.115. blood type
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.116. you're being ridiculous
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.117. i'd die for you
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.118. i don't drink
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.119. yes dear?
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.120. steal
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.121. each other's sentences
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.122. a glass of water
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.123. advice
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.124. working with linfan
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.125. dumbest things you've done
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.126. having fun
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.127. babysitting
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.128. 5am
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.129. i didn't drink that much right?
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.130. dumb questions
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.131. you're pretty stupid
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.132. chaos everyday
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.133. dispatch
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.134. knives
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.135. they've found me
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.136. mean
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.137. kidnappers
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.138. kidnapper #2
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.139. kidnapper #3
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.140. kidnapper #4
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.141. regret
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.142. beautiful
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.143. height of stupidity
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.144. my idiots
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.145. pull it off
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.146. i suppose i have a slight tendency
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.147. salt
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.148. fire
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.149. fears
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.150. with all due respect
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.151. enemies
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.152. thin and malnourished
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.153. truth or sleep
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.154. productive
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.155. you deserve an award
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.156. hair colour
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.157. one word
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.158. if you like me, raise your hand
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.159. more birthdays
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.160. chips
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.161. numbers
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.162. a favour
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.163. why aren't we close like that?
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.164. confession (feat qcyn)
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.165. valentines
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.166. 20 million dollars or linfan
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.167. friday 8pm
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.168. from china
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.169. please? for me?
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.170. gardeners
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.171. it's alright...
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.172. did it hurt when you fell?
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.173. clowning
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.174. calling the devil at 3am
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.175. can I curse?
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.176. knives #2
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.177. secret #2
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.178. synonyms
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.179. what I like most about autumn
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.180. sketchers
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.181. every inch in my body
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.182. life insurance/car insurance
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.183. i'm cold
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.184. anything that comes out of your mouth
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.185. a talking cake
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.186. im not your mom
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.187. best fanxyred parent in the world
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.188. lying
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.189. reflecting outside
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.190. ocean
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.191. cartons of milk and avocados
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.192. the bigger person
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.193. stay positive
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.194. a 100% successful trip
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.195. owl
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.196. organic snacks and candy (ft. qycn)
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.197. golden trumpet
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.198. evil clones
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.199. 50 years
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.200. sit up straight
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