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Percy Jackson versus Hercules

Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod. Child of the Big Three.

Percy: Oh yeah? Me too.

Hercules: Well, when I was just a baby I strangled two snakes with my own bare hands.

Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mom freaked when I did that.

Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion.

Percy: No way. Same. I was, what, fourteen.

Hercules: I've fought a hydra.

Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to without Clarisse, but still.

Hercules: I hunted down Artemis's sacred deer.

Percy: Oh. My friend did that. Chasing deer isn't my really thing though.

Hercules: Oh, well ... ahh ... I fought this massive boar once.

Percy: I think I fought its girlfriend. It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.

Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean a stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years.

Percy: Riiiiight, I heard a nymph helped you with that. I used my own powers. *raises eyebrow*

Hercules: I-

Percy: Dude, I can go all day.

Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS-

Percy: Been there

Hercules: The minotaur-

Percy: Done that. I was twelve.

Hercules: I ... uhh ... I've ... been to the Underworld and back.

Percy: Man. I am so sick of that place. Been there like four times.

Hercules: Uhh ... I ... *heavy breathing*

Percy: Well, we done here?

Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY

Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...

Hercules: *jumps into the River Styx*


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