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Kenma's house

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by lyon_raziel

by lyon_raziel

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Noya-senpai = guys I'm bored let's play Minecraft

Akaashi.kei replied = why?

Noya-senpai replied = asahi is out grocery shopping and I'm getting bored of waiting

Yakkun replied = why don't you go play by yourself

Noya-senpai replied= because I want to witness others misfortune and laugh at them for it

Akaashi.kei replied = what are you planning to do this time -_-

Noya-senpai replied = let's burn down Kenma's house

Sugamomma replied = no

Grand.kink replied = looks like you're digging your own grave then

Bokeshoyo replied = we'll miss you, noya-san

Buddha replied = do you want me to call those coffin dancing guys to come to your funeral?

Grand.kink replied = what song do you want to be played in your funeral?

Noya-senpai replied = nah I'll just steal some diamonds

Akaashi.kei replied = you sure do know that Kenma recount the amount of diamonds and emeralds he have before leaving so he'll know if you steal them

Noya-senpai replied = you guys have to join the server or else I'll burn down your houses and fault you guys for it

Bokeshoyo replied = uwAAA don't burn mine>< I have parrots and cats I there

Akaashi.kei replied = no, does it seems like Kenma will believe you

Noya-senpai replied = seems like you don't want to join

Noya-senpai replied = then I'll burn down Bokuto's house then

Akaashi.kei replied = do it if you dare

Noya-senpai replied = what will you do if I do?

Akaashi.kei replied = maybe having chopped up nishinoya for the dogs would be good for tonight don't you think?

Noya-senpai replied = you don't have a dog

Akaashi.kei replied = yeah I don't but I know a place where a pack of wild dogs and wolves live, would you like to be thrown in there?

Noya-senpai replied = nevermind then

Noya-senpai replied = guess I'm burning down oikawa's space station

Grand.kink replied = if you do that I'm telling iwa-chan

Noya-senpai replied = geez fine then, I'm burning down suga's cinema then

Sugamomma replied = do it and I'm throwing you to the orphanage you ungrateful adopted son

Noya-senpai replied = please don't! I'll not do it again!><

Noya-senpai replied = why's everyone has a scary boyfriend-_-

AnxiousGucci replied = tsukki is not scary...

SaltyDino replied = what was that yamaguchi?

AnxiousGucci replied = GOMEN TSUKKI

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Noya-senpai = I AM THE KING OF FIRE

Noya-senpai replied =

LilGiant replied = Kuroo Jr IX was there(´;︵;')

Buddha replied = it was nice knowing you

KurOya replied = Kenma just saw this go run away

KurOya replied = he told me to send this↓

KurOya replied =

Noya-senpai replied = HOW

KurOya replied = he's been watching my screen for entertainment

Noya-senpai replied = OH MY GOSH GUYS KENMA IS OUTSIDE HOLDING A KNIFE AJSFKADJSHDJDLSKS

Noya-senpai replied = PLEASE FORGIVE MY SINS AND HELP ME JESUS

Jesus replied = I was gone for 20 minutes (-_-;)

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Noya-senpai replied = Kuroo please come collect your boyfriend

KurOya replied = how are you alive?

Noya-senpai replied = I have my ways

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KurOya replied = WHY IS KENMA LYING ON THE GROUND

Noya-senpai replied = I threw my Xbox at him and he passed out

KurOya replied = YOU- AJSGAKDHL YOU'RE LUCKY HE'S CUTE WHILE SLEEPING YOU BITC-

Noya-senpai replied = I'll take that as a warning, I promise you I'll never do it again now please leave...