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(Enjoy the randomness in this Authors Note)

Me: Merry early Christmas everyone! If you don't celebrate Christmas, then hope y'all have fun with your holiday! \(^~^)/

Fred: uh, what's 'Christmas'?

Pip, Bon: yeah, what is it?

Me: -.- y'all know nothing bout anything do you?

Pip, Bon, Fred: Eh....

Bonnie: Christmas is-

Freddy: last time you told the story of something they didn't know *hint hint* Halloween, you were way off. So, you don't get to talk.

Foxy: 'ey, maybe aye wanna tell thee' story!

Chica: You guys are so childish! Just shut up already!

Gold: they're seriously fighting over this?

Amanda: Hey, hey, all of you, shut up!

Akemi: why do w' even bother *facepalms* -.-

Gold: *knudges Akemi's side with his elbow* *whispers* I know how to get them to stop fighting, but I might get the shit beat out'ta me.

Akemi: *whispers* if yer u' for thee' risk lad.

Gold: *clears throat* Hey Akemi, it's mistletoe! *puts an arm around Akemi and kisses her cheek*

Foxy: *glares* ye have three seco' t' run, one-

Gold: *kisses Akemi* *starts running* SO WORTH IT!!!

Foxy: ye fucking- *starts running after Gold*

Akemi: *blushes*

Me: when will he realize he is never going to catch him? He turns to dust and, poof, gone!

Amanda: I don't think he will ever realize it.

Foxy:*yells from other side of building* motherfucking, qui' turnin' to damn dust ye landlubber and fight like a man!

Bonnie: well, that was interesting...

Pip: indeed it was..

Bon: piggyback! *jumps on Bonnie's back*

Bonnie: Bon, it was different when you were fifteen! *falls*

Me: well, I guess i-

Bonnie: wait! *jumps to his feet and grabs guitar* can't we play just one Christmas Carol, please Krimson?

Me: sure

Bonnie: yes! *starts playing jingle bells*

Bonnie, Amanda, Pip, Akemi, me, Chica, Freddy, Gold:

Dashing through the snow,

in a one horse open sleigh.

Over the fields we go,

laughing all the way!

Bells on bobtail rings,

making spirits bright,

what fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.

Bonnie: *changes guitar tune*

Me: Oh, I know this song!

Bonnie and me: *sings*

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock

Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring

Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun

Now the jingle hop has begun

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock

Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time

Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square

In the frosty air.

What a bright time, it's the right time

To rock the night away

Jingle bell time is a swell time

To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh

Pip: no, you can't sing a sing we all don't know. *grabs neck of Bonnie's guitar*

Bonnie: *gasp*  you touched my guitar.

Me: she just touched Bonnie's guitar!

Pip: we should sing Santa Baby! (I dunno why but I love this song)

Fred: yeah, like your going to sing that, your too shy.

Pip: I too c-could sing it!

Fred: *says like an asshole* then do it.

Bonnie: uh, er... Wait, I think I know how to play it.

Pip: *eyes go wide* why would I do that?!

Me: *raises hand voluntarily* I'll sing with you if it helps you feel better.

Bon: oh, I do to! Sounds like fun!

Chica: I'm gonna get dragged into this anyways.

Foxy: *pushes Amanda towards our little group* ye are singing.

Amanda: foxy, your such as an asshole! *flips him off*

Akemi: aye'll sing

Bonnie: this all? No one else is gonna sing? You guys are no fun...

Akemi: uncle Bonnie, ye should sing.

Bonnie: damn it, fine, *mutters to self* don't want yo sing no girly song.

Pip: *pokes Bonnie's shoulder* too bad

Fred: *gets pushed by somebody(me)*

Me: oh look, Fred's singing to!

Bonnie: can't we just get the sing over with?

Bonnie, Fred, Akemi, Pip, Bon, Amanda, Chica, and me: *sings*

Been an awful good girl, Santa baby,

So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue;

I'll wait up for you, dear; Santa baby,

So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed;

Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed;

Next year I could be just as good... if you check off my Christmas list

Bon: *starts laughing* wow, we suck!

Bonnie: GOODBYE EVERYBODY!

All of us, except Bonnie(showoff): BYE!

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