"I can't believe you dragged me along..."
Mad sat grumbling in his chair. Virus sat beside him twiddling his thumbs.
The two had been together for only a year and now Virus had seemed to come down with something. He was tired all day, couldn't keep any foods down, and would often faint when doing to much.
So Virus decided to have Mad come with him to the doctors office to see what the problem was.
"Can't you just not be a pain in the ass? You're supposed to be worried, what if i have some bad illness??"
"My luck, your probably preggers..." Mad rolled his eyes.
"Impossible. You used protection every time."
Mad grumbled and rested his head back to go to sleep.
"Virus?" A nurse said opening the door. Virus perked up, then stood.
"I'll go in alone. You get some rest for your cranky-ness." Virus said before walking with the nurse inside. Mad gave a thumbs up then proceeded to nap.
"Hi, I'm Nurse Twilight. Before we start the examination, were going to need you to go to the restroom and give us a urine sample to make sure it's clean." Twilight said handing him a small plastic cup. Virus nodded and walked to the restroom.
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Mad stirred awake when he heard the door open. Yawning he cracked his sore neck.
"So what did they say--"
SLAP!!
"Ow!!!!" Mad yelped when his cheek was struck.
Virus clenched his fists and glared at him.
"What was that for!?"
"You lied!! You didn't use protection last time did you!?!"
"Huh?? Why??? What's it matter??" Mad gave a nervous smile. "Ehehe, what's the big deal???"
"THE BIG DEAL IS YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!!!" Virus yelled as he grabbed magazine and rolled it up.
"W-wait what!? Y-you're-OW!! HEY QUIT IT!!! OWOWOWOW!!! STOP VIRUS!!! OW!!!!"
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A/N
Requested by TwilightPancake
