How Can You Love Me?

Chapter Twenty-Six

"So Ms. Huchins," Louis starts. "Tell our lovely viewers what you are drawing."

I sigh and roll my eyes. "I'm drawing a mythical mantion," I mumble. Zayn's leans over looking at my drawing.

"Nocte domum pueri," he mumbles.

I nod he takes my pencil quickly adds a detail I missed. I smile and kiss his cheek.

"Oh my God Zade is happening people!" Louis says rather loudly.

"Oh shut up tomlinson!" I laugh and smack his arm. He fake pouts and pretends to cry.

"Don't hit my boo bear!" Harry says wrapping his arms around Louis. Oh their bromance.

I laugh and look at Zayn's drawing, I see its of Perrie. I smile at him.

"Speaking of Zade," Lou says smirking. "Tell us how is Z in bed?"

I blush violently and Zayn chuckles quietly.

"We haven't done anything in bed," I mumble.

"Then where did you give him that handjob? Hm?" Louis presses. I shake my head not answering. "Aw look how red she is!" He coos.

"Oh my God," I mutter quietly.

Zayn chuckles again packing his things up. Louis continues to film.

"So this is Zade. Zayn and Jade. The hot topic of the school. Bad ass meets pain in the ass-"

"Hey! I am not a pain!" I interrupt.

"Jade I love ya, but you oh are sometimes. Anyway so hottest couple of the school what's it like?"

"Annoying. I don't like people staring at us," I say finishing up my drawing.

"Hmm yeah yeah. Zayn?"

"I don't care, I mean I like the other guys to know I'm with the sexiest girl and that they can't have her. Plus the look on Emily's face when we walk buy holding hands and bruise on jade's neck, priceless!"

I laugh and pass my picture to Zayn who adds a few touch ups.

"Harold your comment on the hottest couple?" Lou turns to Harry who was messing with his pictures on the computer.

"Well J is like my sister, it's a little awkward when I see her with those love bites-"

"How can we be awkward harry? I've seen you with love bites! And walked in on you and Chris!" I huff.

"Anyways I'm glad she found someone like Zayn. Even though he seems to not be able to keep his hands off her."

Harry winks toward Zayn, who chuckles. I roll my eyes. Zayn sits up straighter and then goes back to being hunched over and adding more detail.

"Yeah I agree with Harry, Zayn can be quite grabby," lou says.

"Lou everytime you see Maddy you guys like fűck for three hours then go out to eat," I shoot back.

"Well at least I please my partner," lou sassily shoots back.

"Well at least my relationship is more than just sex!"

"Well I've been dating her for three years so I must be doing something right!"

"At least I can do basic math!"

"At least I can sing!"

Am I really trying to out sass the sass master from Doncaster?

"At least I can dress fashionably!" I sassily say back.