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Drunk Kenma

@ Finns.cosplay

"Just ONE moreee!!" Kenma was landed back over the couch trying to reach for his switch. Bokuto being Bokuto was standing behind him with the game system as high in the air as he can go. "One more shot and I promise you can have your game!!!"

Kenma let out a shaky sigh, not on purpose, he literally couldn't control himself at this point. He slowly slid out of the chair and pushed himself into the small kitchen of the student housing. Kenma shared a place with 3 other of his now best friends. Kuroo, Akaashi and, you guessed it, Bokuto!

The room was spinning and Kenma's eyes were heavy and all he could think about was selling all of the tarantula's he has been hourding to Flick to make big money moves.

"This is CALLED a JagER BOMB, you haVE to driNK IT REALLY... fast, okAY!?"

Kenma's wobbly glare looked at the glass of redbull Bokuto was pouring, "you said a shot.."

Bokuto flicked open the Jager meister bottle and pouredthe shot glass full to he rim. "TECHNICALLY it IS onE SHot, you drop THIS little glasssss into the biiig glass and drink it ALLL!! ARE YOU READY DUDE!??? I'm going TO DO it with yOU!!"

"Flick might leave soon, I need my game." Kenma tries for the switch again but Bokuto is too quick for his now hammered friend.

"Bomb FIRST, tHEN Flick!" Kenma let his arms fall to his side then he grabbed a hold of the glasses. Bokuto let oyt a holler. "ALRIGHT ON THREE.."

"One-" Kenma watched as Bokuto picked up the shot glass and held it over the other glass, and copied him.

"TWo-" Kenma took a deep breath and looked at the glass for the last moment

"thREEEEE!!" There were two distinct clinks followed by a door slamming open while the boys gulped down their concoctions. Kenma, as fast as his little drunken body could go, gulped down the drink.

For Flick for Flick for Flick fo-

"BOKUTO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!?????" Kenma slammed down his, now empty glass and carried his head over to his other house mates. Kuroo was visibly angry and Akaashi, well he was also visibly angry.. Which doesn't happen too often.

Akaashi rushed over to the swaying Kenma to help him to the couch. Kuroo already took up the space in front of Bokuto yelling at him, asking him what he was thinking. As soo  as Kenma met the couch, Akaashi was right next to Kuroo, scolding the poor ace.

"We WeRe juST haVING FUUNN!! RIGHT KENMA!??" Kenma groaned from the couch incoherently and the sober boys turned back to their irresponsible friend.

"Look. HE jusT WANts HIS gaME." Bokuto pulled the system from his pocket and gave it to Kuroo. He quickly made his was over to his half gone friend.

"tsk. You good, man?" Kuroo asked, while lighting the screen back up for Kenma. The pudding head quickly responded and sat straight up while taking the game.

"Flick.. Don't leave yet." He was quickly distracted by the game, much to everyone's relief.

"Did you feed him? Has he had water? How many shots did you both take? You didn't give him beer and liquor right?" Akaashi was firing questions left and right at his friend. Kuroo finally came back and gave Bokuto a harsh glare.

"Living room.. Now." Kuroo demanded. All three made their way into the room where they only heard the familiar Animal Crossing music coming from Kenma, surprisingly he was humming along.

Bokuto took a seat on a lone chair and Akaashi and Kuroo on the couch opposite Kenma. Bokuto could feel them trying to burn him with their eyes. Both men's eyes on the poor fellow made him very uncomfortable and for good reason. He shifted nervously and refused to look at the two.

"Bokuto-san," Akaashi started. That was it. That was all Bokuto needed to hear. Bokuto was going to be on Akaashi's hit list for month to come. Kuroo finally pulled his glare away and checked on Kenma, he was happily clicking away at his game, no longer humming.

After a moment though, Kenma felt the eyes and looked up to see the situation at hand.

"I am very uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the apartment today."

Akaashi sighed and let out a small chuckle. Kuroo was the opposite, he blew up into laughter, leaning over and holding his gut. Bokuto nervously laughed along and eventually Kenma joined until all the boys were laughing together.

"O-oh man! I'm sooo going to-to beat your drunken a-ass later!" Kuroo sputtered between gasps for air.

Bokutoq stiffened. Shit.