Death of Memories (KnB fanfic)

Dares, Dares, and MORE Dares!

Sakura: Ohayou minna! As all of you know, Tetsumi-San has asked for dares and questions from you yesterday. She said she was so happy that she got so much dares. To all those who participated, thank you and Tetsumi-san hopes she made your dares come true! Ok! Let's start by introducing the characters from the story. First up, the Generation of Miracles!

Audience: *le claps and screams*

Sakura: *ahem* first we have Akashi Seijuro!

Akashi: I hope that you will all enjoy your day~ *le winks at fangirls*

Fangirls: KYAAAA!!! Akashi-sama!! *tries to get on stage*

Sakura: OI!!! Gaurds!! *tells gaurds take away fangirls* anyway! next is Kuroko Tetsuya!

Kuroko: Ohayou minna. Have a wonderful day!*smiles and sips vanilla milkshake*

Sakura and fangirls: *le fangirls* k-KAWAII!!! *was hit by a car JWK! A chair.*

Aomine: just get on with the show!!

Sakura: hmph! *sticks tongue to ahomine* next is the always fabulous friend of mine, Kise Ryouta!!

Fangirls: KISEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *le goes on stage*

Sakura: what the?!? guards!! *sees guards knocked out* sigh..... I'll have to use holy water. *le gets holy water* OI! get off the stage you unholy beasts!!!

Fangirls: *ignores Sakura*

Sakura: *pops a vein*

Akashi: Mortals! Go back or you'll see hell.

Fangirls: *gets scared and goes back to their seats*

Sakura: Arigatou Akashi-kun! *ahem* so next is our cute little Tsundere-carrot, Mido-kun!

(Kise: aw... I didn't get to say hi... *sulks*)

Midorima: urusai Sakura! *ahem* Today's lucky item for cancers is a *le blushes* picture of your first love...

Everyone: who is on the picture?!?

Midorima: NONE OF YOUR CONCERNS! *le blushes more*

Sakura: *steals picture from Midorima* OMG!!!! It's Imoutou-channn!!!!

Everyone except Midorima: NANI?!?

Sakura: yeah! See! *flashes picture to everyone*

Midorima: *takes picture form Sakura and puts it in a glass jar* urusai nanodayo! *le goes away*

Sakura: I can't believe Mika is his first love..... okie! Next up is Murasakibara Atsushi! The sweet loving Titan!

Mukkun: *eats sweets*

Sakura: *sweatdropps* ehe... And finally, Aomine and Momoi!!!

Aomine: hey! no fair! Why are we mentioned together!?

Sakura: because you two are cute together!~

Momoi and Aomine: *le blushes* (a/n: yes. I'm a AoMoi shipper)

AoMoi shippers: whooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Sakura: Okay, okay. Now onto the OCs! First up, my ever so cute and pretty sister, MIKA OSHIRO!!!

Fanboys: Mika!!!!!!! *says that they love her*

Akashi: *gets jealous* MY MIKA! Back off! *le kisses Mika*