Romano: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WEAR A DRESS?!
Italy: Ve? It isn't normal for men to wear dresses...? But Mrs. Hungary said it was cute...
Romano: You idiota! That's not normal!
Italy: Ve~ But Fratello wore dresses too~
Romano: *flushes* Sh-shut up! I had no choice! That Spanish pedophile made me!
Italy: Ve~ Whatever you say, Fratello~ *wink wink*