Romano: *smirks* I'm Italian. South Italian. Sicilian. Therefore, sexy.
Italy: *crying* I-I'm a-annoyingly h-happy, ve...? I-I'm s-so sorry! I-I'll t-try n-not to be h-happy! *cries more*
Romano: *sighs* You'd better shut the fuck up, and stop talking about my stupid brother like that! He may be annoying as hell, but he's still Italian!
Italy: *miraculous recovery* *smiles* Ve~ Fratello~ Grazie! *hugs Romano*
Romano: *pushes off* Your covering up my sexiness, Feliciano!
