The Vamp and the Ace | ✔

p a r t 6

ALARIC SERAFINO

KEVIN PALLIS

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'So, we've established the fact that you're a vampire and-'

'I never said that I am a vampire.'

'So? You act like one.'

'Oh yeah? How?'

'I can write my thesis about how a vampire is studying in our uni so-'

'I never showed any signs that I am a vampire!'

'...'

'I am outing myself, aren't I?'

'You don't curse.'

'Many people don't. It's crude and wrong.'

'You never watched FRIENDS.'

'Many haven't.'

'But everyone is familiar with the characters because of the memes and crack videos.'

'What are crack videos?'

'You-'

'THERE ARE VIDEOS OF PEOPLE DOING CRACK?'

'You don't know what a crack video means. Which fandom are you even?'

'Fandom?'

'You are a disgr-'

'I am in Frankenstein fandom.'

'Oh really?'

'I met Victor a couple oftimes.'

'...'

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'I don't like this reversepsychology trick.'

'So, how old are you?'

'A couple of centuries. Why?'

'A NORMAL HUMAN BEING WON'T GIVESUCH ANSWER, ALARIC.'

'I thought we had established the fact that I am a vampire?'

'Tomorrow. My house at 5.'

'I can't. I have a job.'

'Job? As in-'

'Helping my sister run her flower shop.'

'Aww. You have a sister.'

'Human sister.'

'Cool. 7 then? I'll make something for dinner.'

'Works for me.'

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'Oh wait! What will you eat?'

'I am a vegetarian.'

'A VEGETARIAN?'

'No questions. Make me something green.'