Forever Bitten (Ereri AU) [DISCONTINUED]

Empty Feelings

Word Count: 2347

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"I SWEAR to the whole goddamn universe, Shitty Glasses, if you talk to me about your stupid experiments for one more fucking second, I will shoot your mouth off of your face!" a certain angry, and short man screamed to his friend.

"Oh come on, Levi! It's not even that bad! All I want you to do is come with me back to my lab and....try some stuff out for me! Please, please, please!"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"I said no! Now go back to your crazy, Einstein-wannabe, fucked laboratory, and don't talk to me for the rest of the day!" Levi yelled, making it to his office and slamming the door open and closed in their face.

"Shitty Glasses" stood outside of their captains' office, staring at the wooden door and wishing they were on the other side of it, considering that they had a couple of their experiments on them.

"Damn," they whispered, stomping back the way they came and looking around for any other possible torturees.

"Insistent son of a bitch," Captain Levi mumbles to himself after shutting his office off from the outside world, and most importantly, "Shitty Glasses."

He slumped down in the chair tucked into his small desk that sat against the left wall; opposite the two beds to the right of the door. There were two stacks of papers on his desk, both at least 10 inches high. He swung his feet onto the desk and grabbed the files that were strewn about in between the stacks of papers.

As soon as his hands had fully grasped the files, three sharp knocks rapped against the room door, inciting a loud groan from the tired Captain.

'Three guesses as to who that is,' he thought sourly, wishing he could just catch a break for once.

"You can come in, Jean!" he shouted, waiting for the young boy to come bursting into his room; just like every other time he's given Levi a report.

And burst in he did.

"Captain Sir, this is the details for the next upcoming food run. It's from Hanji, sir," Jean recited to his superior, handing the paper-sized, yellow files to him.

"Oh? From Hanji? I thought that science-freak was busy doing...science-freak shit."

Levi looked up at Jean after quickly scanning a couple pages for the mission, a questioning quirk to his brow.

"Yeah, well, it seems Marco agreed to help them out a bit, but he told them that they had to type up what we were gonna do in return for being their lab rat." Jean huffed and crossed his arms, clearly not liking that his companion was helping out the crazed scientist.

"Oh dear, are you, HorseFace, actually worried for once in your life?!" Levi mocked, slapping his right hand over his left with a smug look taking possession of his face.

"Tch, as if you're any better! And come on, Cap'n! Shouldn't you be mature enough to not call me by that ridiculous nickname?!" Jean whined in response, uncrossing his arms and giving Levi a 'are you for real?' look.

"Okay one, you have a point, but it doesn't give you the right to disrespect me, and two, I mean, seeing as I called you by your name when you came in, it's only fair that I call you by the brilliant nickname that the bunker's given you, yeah?" Levi lightly tossed the files onto his desk and gave Jean his full attention as he talked, turning his chair fully at him, his smug expression never faltering.