Random person: Is this Percy Jackson?
Percy: Yes, who are you?
Random person: I am here to protect you. Percy, you are a demigod.
Percy: WHO ARE YOU? WHAT ON EARTH IS A DEMIDOG?
Random person: Demigod, not demidog
Percy: Oh
Random person: You're dyslexic? And did you seriously think you were half dog?
Percy: Because that's crazier than half god????

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Demigods Texting (PJO, HoO)
FanfictionHello!!! So I know that demigods can't have phones so they can't text but just pretend, ok? Also, I just found most of these on the internet. I might make a few but most will be from the internet. I will try to update as much as I can but if I don...