Zuri weasels out Part 1

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Hailey's POV

Griff, Hailey I'd like to introduce you to my new best friend, Wildfire! " Jorge says

Oh... When you said we were going to go play with wild fire, I was thinking of something a lot more fun. " Griff says

Me too I wanted to play with fire with Griff all alone..." I wander off

Griff blushes the darkest shade of red ever

Wildfire is tons of fun!" Jorge says

 In a very tiny package." Griff says 

just like me! " Jorge says back

Okay, have fun with your big dog." I say

 He's a horse! " Jorge yells

Whatever you have to tell yourself, man. I'm gonna go play football. " Griff says

And I'm gonna watch GRiff play football and everytime he scores give him a kiss bye Jorge" I say

Okay, campers, I have some very exciting news to share! " ravi says walking in

You're gonna let Wildfire move into our bunk? Sweet! He's gonna need to sleep by the window, though, 'cause he gets a little gassy. " Jorge says

" Jorge hat sounds like you sorry man" I say

Anyway, I am talking about the Camp Art Auction. The whole town is coming, and Gladys put me in charge. Obvi, as all my friends know, I am an art aficionado." Ravi says

 Really? 'Cause I've never heard you mention art before. Or friends. " Griff says

His only"friends" were baby lizards and ms.kipling back in New york" I say

I will have you know, back in New York, I ran with a pretty cool crowd of museum docents. And leave my grandchildren out of this " Ravi says

My bad." Griff says

"Whatever ravi"

 I need you each to do a painting for the auction. Gladys needs money to buy a "Rump Plumper," which apparently plumps your rump. " Ravi says

Eww" I say

All three shudder) 

Anywho if we have any money left over, Gladys said we could use it to buy a telescope for the camp! " Ravi says excitedly

Or we could buy a micro-drone to hover over the girls'...

Griff" I say 

 I mean, a telescope. (Laughs nervously) Yay." Griff says

Timeskip...

Hailey's POV...

Sophie, is that a vase or a pile of mush? Wha... It looks like the work of a six-year-old! " Ravi says

Dude, she is six. " Griff says

Ravi that was mean how can you be so cruel shes a little girl do you want me to get zuri to teach you a lesson" I say

That is no excuse! Wha... Artists. Oh and please don't get zuri last time she taught me a lesson in couldn't find my microscope for a month ." Ravi says

 Done! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play horse shoes with Wildfire. Or as he calls it, shoes. " Jorge says

Jorge, I cannot sell this. If you were my son, I would not even hang it on the refrigerator. " Ravi says

Why? Because you couldn't lift it?" I ask

 Griff, please tell me you have something better." Ravi asks

 I do. I call it Sad Boy. An Exploration in Crayon. "

I call it "terrible." 

 Hailey you have something better please tell me you have something better you painted something worth billions of dollars please please I am begging you."Ravi says

Of course I have something better(Picture above):)" I say

There is an elephant in Thailand that can paint better than you! His art sells for thousands of dollars! " Ravi says

Well, then call him so I can go play football. And If hailey can sell something for billions of dollars then we sell that and then we can go please thanks oh and hailey beautiful painting almost as beautiful as you" Griff say

*Blushes*

 Look, I promised Gladys I would deliver big bucks so she can junk up her trunk. So, start over! Both of you! Corky, the paint goes on the canvas, not in your mouth! and you two stop flirting with each other" Ravi says

why because it makes you feel lonely " I ask 

Great, thanks to Vincent Van Jerk, we're gonna be stuck here painting all day!" Jorge says

 Not necessarily. What if we tell Ravi that Wildfire can paint, just like that artsy elephant? " Griff says

But horses can't paint. They wear shoes on their hands." Jorge says

 What I meant is, if we just throw some paint on a canvas, and tell Ravi that Wildfire did it, he can sell that, and we can have rest of the afternoon off. " Griff says

(Chuckles) You had me at "afternoon off." Jorge says

That's the last thing he said/thats the last thing I said." Griff and I say in unison

 No, that's the last thing he said. "  Jorge says

I'd be better off planning this with the horse." Griff says

I know right lets go babe" I say


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