Aniki and Saltyshima (Tsukishima Kei x Reader)

Part 8: Older Brothers Are the Worst

"But my sister is texting you right now!" Aniki replies with panic in his voice before looking over at me.

Tsukki: I'm Akirteu

Me: Akirteu who?

Tsukki: Akirteu Tsukishima

Me: I swear if you were a 16-year-old high school drop out and the condom broke I'm going to slap Tsukki

Tsukki: I'm his brother not his father!!!!

I read that and start cackling causing the boys at the door to glare inside.

Me: Now both of our brothers think I'm crazy. lol

Me: Hey text me on your phone next time, if you don't I'll call you Saltyshima at one point.

Tsukki: YOU'RE THE GIRL THAT CALLS HIM THAT!!!! LOL

Me: ??? Tsukki's gonna kill us now, see you in hell Akirteu!

I text and then roll out into the living room. "Hey, Tsukki! Your brother has your phone!" I told him and his blush quickly disappeared, replaced by a scowl.

"Put him on the phone, now," He says scarily and I smirk at him.

"What's the magic word?" I say in a singsong voice causing him to roll his eyes.

"Please," He says gruffly and I smile before hitting the call button and throwing my phone into Tsukki's hand, somehow knowing he would catch it. "Don't ever pull that again Akirteu!" I hear Tsukki scowl and I mutter at him.

"Yeah, no problem Tsukki! It was no problem! Of course, I would love to meet Akirteu too! He seems like the exact opposite of you Saltyshima. He might even say thanks without me saying it for him! He also might have the motivation to try when he does stuff!" I mumble and I hear laughter on the other side of the phone followed by Tsukki yelling at his brother with his face red.

"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!" He screamed into the phone before tossing it back to me and rubbing his temples. "I should get going now, see you tomorrow Natalie." He said and started to turn to leave.

"Tsukishima, why don't you stay for dinner! We could use the company and besides maybe you could shed some light on the boyfriend problem!" My mom says from behind me and Tsukki raises his eyebrow at me while I hide my face in hands.

"Mom! Plenty of people are single! Right, Tsukki! Back me up here!" I say the last part in a pleading voice. He sighs and mumbles something to himself that Aniki seems to have heard because his eyes widened before he burst into laughter.

"You should speak up! With comedy like that!" my brother teased Tsukki and he just sighed. I knew he hated people like my brother but his irritation was amusing to me so I took a picture. 

"You're right Aniki! We've got comedy gold right here!" I say and my phone pinged.

Unknown: You need to teach my brother how to treat you right! I mean shouting that you're not dating your girlfriend in front of your girlfriend is so rude!

Me: I'm sorry you must have the wrong number, I'm way out of Kei's lead!

I reply as I add Akirteu's number in my contacts. I see that he texted me and then he sent me what he wanted for his pfp with a caption. (Refer to picture up top for pfp)

Akirteu: lol

I smile and update the contact before sending him the picture I took with an even better caption.

Me: For all those times when blackmail is the only way to get him to listen

Me: Also, I gtg and my mom is forcing your brother to stay and eat dinner here.