Daichi Sawamura added Koushi Sugawara, Asahi Azumane, and 11 others
Daichi Sawamura has named the group chat "Karasuno Volleyball Team"
Karasuno Volleyball Team:
Hinata: oooo whats this?
Daichi: It's a group chat so whenever there's an announcement or anything like that, we just can message on this.
Hinata: ohhhhhh, okie!
Nishinoya: umm you really think we're just going to use this for volleyball? OH PLSSSSS
right tanaka?
Tanaka: RIGHT.
Sugawara: Oh god.. What have you gotten us into
Tsukishima: What the fuck?
Daichi: LANGUAGE!!!
Tsukishima: Que un phoque?
Sugawara: ...
Nishinoya: LMAOOOOO "Que un phoque?" PFFT BAHAHAHADUHSHSHOFFI
Daichi: I SAID LANGUAGE!!!
Nishinoya: i'm 17 i can cuss if I want to
Asahi: I mean, he does have a point
Nishinoya has made 14 changes
Daddy: Nishinoya what did you do? (Daichi)
WAIT WHY IS MY NAME LIKE THIS?
Simp: LMAOOOOO (Tanaka)
Mommy: Ummmm... (Suga)
I think he changed all of our names..
Simp: LMAO LIT
wait why is my name Simp?
RollingThunder: bcuz ur a SIMP (Nishinoya)
Simp: you are too!!
RollingThunder: ShhHhHHHhHhh
TangerinePureBoi: so cool! how did you change our names nishinoya-senpai? (Hinata)
RollingThunder: omg you called me senpai again. for that i will only tell you lemme text u privately. don't tell anyone!
TangerinePureBoi: rly?!! okay i won't! :D
SaltyFrenchFry: Why is this my fucking name (Tsukki)
RollingThunder: bcuz you're salty, blonde, and tall like a french fry!
SaltyFrenchFry: Wow.. I'm leaving bye
TheMilkMan: Umm why is this my name (Kageyama)
TangerinePureBoi: bcuz u drink milk everyday.
i think the name suits you perfectly!
TheMilkMan: SHUT UP BOKE!!
THATS WHY YOU'RE SO SHORT!
TangerinePureBoi: stop being mean kageyama! :(
Mommy: -GASP- YOU MADE THE CHILD SAD
TheMilkMan: i didn't mean to
RollingThunder: WHAT!????!??? DID I SEE THAT RIGHT?
HOLD TF UP IMA DO SUM
Daddy: Noya, please no.
Simp: DO IT!
Daddy: NO!!!!!!!!
RollingThunder added 3 others to the chat
RollingThunder: I've called the Hinata Protection Association Services
Kenma: I've been summoned.
Aone: At your service
Bokuto: HEY HEY HEY!!
RollingThunder has made 3 changes
RollingThunder: Okay, Shoyo Hinata Protection Association Services, we have something to discuss.
Kageyama, aka the milk man, called hinata short therefore our pure boi is now sad.
IronWall: WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT (Aone)
GamerBoi: How dare he upset the one and only Shoyo?!! (Kenma)
HeyHeyHey: HEY HEY HEY KAGEYAMA? WE NEED TO TALK (Bokuto)
TheMilkMan: ummm.. hi?
TangerinePureBoi: Ok guys, it's okay! It's not a big deal.
GamerBoi: NOT A BIG DEAL?
RollingThunder: I've never heard such bullshit.
IronWall: milky you gonna catch these MF HANDS!!!
Mommy: Okay guys settle down, just talk it out, we don't need to get violent!
RollingThunder: ok mom
HeyHeyHey: wait.. "mom" ?
RollingThunder: that's sugawara, he's karasuno's mom. the key is in the settings so if you don't know who is who just look at it
HeyHeyHey: OHhhhhHhHh okay! BACK TO MILKY
If you EVER.. EVER, hurt him again... We going to have some issues.
IronWall: Some major problems!
GamerBoi: Dont hurt him or you'll regret it
TheMilkMan: okokok
HeyHeyHey: Ok, now that you have learned your lesson, our duties have fulfilled.
TangerinePureBoi: you guys didn't really need to do that
GamerBoi: Shoyo... This was absolutely necessary.
RollingThunder: mhmm!
Daddy: This was a fucking mistake.
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Volleyhoes || Haikyuu Chatfic/Fanfic
FanfictionDaichi decides to make a group chat for Karasuno's volleyball team. Little does he know that this is the beginning of forever chaos. This story includes ships such as KageHina, DaiSuga, IwaOi, BokuAka, KuroKen, SakuAtsu, OsaSuna, and more! This in...
