'twas the day of hendery's imaginary friend gio's birthday.yangyang and hendery had done their best to prepare for the huge celebration to occur.
except they had been slacking off at the office all day, shortening their call times needed to be done for that day.
and so they paid ten and kun five skittles each to do their work for them.
around three o'clock, they had asked taeyong to leave work early.
well, not actually 'ask', more like 'told'.
"yo mane we leavin for a party, peace out."
they had said to the manager, peace hand signs in their faces as they walked out with swagger.
as soon as they set foot out yangyang was curious and had decided to ask the question he had been wanting to ask forever.
"yo dude how old is gio?"
the younger boy had asked, stuffing his hands into his pocket after placing his hood over his head.
hendery paused and thought for a moment.
"actually i don't even know. i can't see him."
then the boy continued in the direction of the subway station.
then why the hell are we doing this, thought yangyang as he followed his friend.
• • •
"do you think gio likes pink frosting or should we go with blue?"
the pair had been looking over the cake designs for the longest time.
hendery was carefully looking at the details of the cake to make sure everything was perfect for his friend.
the situation only gave yangyang time to reach a new high score on fruit ninja.
"yangyang, did you hear me?"
hendery retorts, placing his hands on his hips to seem threatening.
"yea you said somethin about donuts or somethin like that."
he reponds, beginning a new game of fruit ninja on his phone.
"what? no i didn't—"
"shut up i almost hit a bomb because of you."
the younger boy hushed, walking away from hendery, who was lecturing him.
yangyang scoffed before rolling his eyes.
he really needed some time away from his friend sometimes, hendery can really have such an attitude.
the sass really be real sis, yangyang thought.
• • •
"okay, yangyang, it's time to go!"
hendery said as he walked over to the boy standing at the arcade on his phone.
he took the boy by the hand and dragged him all the way outside, supplies and a cake in one hand.
"ugh, can you help me?"
he asked, shoving the cake into the boy's hands, before getting a good look at the person in front of him.
"ohmyfuckinggodilostthelittleshit."
hendery dropped his things and ran back into the store, through the 'exit' side.
what a rebel, thought jungkook as he stood their watching over what hendery had bought.
"ooh, cake!"
• • •
all their friends were gathered together at the table to celebrate one special friend's birthday.
the stuffed animals sitting all around them were carefully eyeing the cake hendery had bought.
it seems he's chosen a famous cake among the stuffed.
"wow, after eating all those snacks, i am stuffed."
said mr. bearnecessities, one of the mates at the table.
"thank you so much, hendery."
hendery blushed, the pink hue visible on his cheeks.
"you're quite welcome, mr. bearnecess—"
"please, call me randall."
insisted the stuffed bear and hendery giggled.
"okay. thank you, randall."
he responded, sparkles lining his eyes as he turns to his friend gio to feed him some cake.
yangyang sat there with a blank stare, unbelieving how he had come to get in this situation.
i should have stayed at the office and kept my five skittles, thought yangyang as he felt something touch his booty.
"miss piggy, keep your hands to yourself!"
he shouted angrily at the stuffed toy that had fallen off one of the chairs.
YOU ARE READING
ONE-on-ONE | nct crackfic
Humor❝ so y'all don't deliver pizza? ❞ ❝ bro this is an advice hotline. ❞ ❝ ye but like y'all got fruits right? ❞ ten hung up the phone. • • • ✶ morklala 2020