ONE-on-ONE | nct crackfic

what are you wearing

"hey, baby.."

hendery whispered into the item as he held it up to his ear.

it was practically midnight and he was still at the office.

he had some things to take care of, you know.

"so what are you wearing now?"

meanwhile the voice on the other line has had enough of waiting and being patient.

from the bed at home, kun reached down and pulled the covers off his lower half.

standing up, steaming and bothered, kun decided he's had enough of this.

"hendery, if you don't SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TO FUCKING SLEEP BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN CALLING EVERY GODDAMN NIGHT FOR THE PAST WEEK, i swear to god i'll CUT THIS SHIT FROM YOUR PAYCHECK, YOU BROKE ASS BITCH."

hendery stayed silent for a short while.

"how did you know it was me?"

kun rolled his eyes at the boy and even hendery could imagine the scene take place.

how could someone be this dumb?

"first of all, you called from an unblocked number. second of all, there is only one person i know with your voice. third of all, I HAVE YOUR GODDAMN NUMBER IN MY PHONE, YOU IDIOT!"

"oh, yeah. lol"

hendery casually broke out into a laughter that left kun puzzled.

what the fuck, he thought to himself.

then hendery's line went silent all of a sudden.

he shouldn't have switched to such conclusions that the boy had been murdered but that was just how it was.

kun's instincts told him that hendery was getting murdered.

kun let out a sharp gasp and hendery instantly replied.

"so what are you wearing, baby?"

"your paycheck."

kun hung up the phone, disappointed.

"h-hello? mr. qian? i-i was joking. please don't fire me.."

hendery tried to explain but the other line had already been cut off.

"awe, man. not again. this was already the third person from room 'wayv'!"

• • •

"hey, nana."

jeno greeted as soon as he entered through the 'dream' door on monday afternoon.

he was always late but supermane didn't care.

"so, yeah, that was how i woke up with a piercing down there while i was accompanying yuta-hyung to go get his belly button piercing."

jaemin continued talking to jisung, completely ignoring the poor boy who was just trying to be nice.

"nana, i said 'hi'. are you ignoring me?"

jeno pouted as he walked closer to the pair.

"but didn't it hurt when you got that piercing?"

jisung asked jaemin, curious as to why the action had taken place first hand.

jeno's eyes widened at the surprise.

jaemin got a piercing?

"nah, i was out, man. wasted. trashed. probably dead so i didn't feel a thing."

jaemin replied in his usual enthusiastic tone.

"jaemin, you got a piercing? where?"

jeno asked once again, trying to reach the attention of the two younger boys.

but neither of the boys paid attention to him.

"i guess i'll just go talk to renjun."

jeno shrugged and walked away from them.

"no."

said jaemin as he watched jeno exit the 'dream' room, the older boy not really caring now.

the boy rolled his eyes and scoffed, throwing a fit before he complained to the youngest worker.

"you see, jisung. he's always fucking ignoring me. he asks why i'm always mad at him, but it's because he's like this to me. why is he so mean to me? ugh. i'm so irritated and hurt but it's probably because of the piercing down there and nothing more."

"omg, jaemin, can i see your piercing? maybe i want to get one."

jisung added and jaemin looked down to his own body before quickly looking up again.

"about that, i forgot to add the little detail that the piercing was fake and that it fell off because it's a stick-on piercing."

jaemin admitted and jisung's mouth dropped wide.

"are you serious? jaemin, i missed breakfast and half of my lunch for the goddamn story you've just told me full of the most randomest shit ever and now you're going to explain that the piercing wasn't even real? i'm out."

jisung stood up and walked away, leaving jaemin giggling at the younger's word choices before adding on.

"you're so funlarious, jisung. 'randomest' is not even a word lol."