For Every Life There is Death

Chapter 5

Leo POV

I had a great idea on what to do. I drag Nico onto the deck.

"We are gonna have a flexibility contest!"

"You want to challenge me with flexibility?"

"Yes."

"What does the winner get?"

"The winner gets to eat the cookies and the loser doesn't get any."

"Your pretty confident of yourself."

"I'm pretty flexible."

"Not as flexible as me."

"We'll see about that." He rolls his eyes.

"Let's just start."

"Ok. First challenge: do the splits." He slides into the splits with ease. I carefully go into the splits. We are both fully into the splits and our hands are out to the side. I have a throbbing pain in my dick.

"Am I the only one that's dick hurts."

"I'm used to the pain."

"How the fuck do you get used to the pain."

"Have you ever cussed in front of Hazel?" I think back.

"No."

"I've cussed in front of her millions of times. She kicks me in the balls. One time we were at CJ and I got into an argument with Reyna in front of everyone. It was just a small little argument at first it was just a spat but then it turned into an argument, everyone had gathered around. I cussed and Hazel walked up to me and knees me in the balls, I doubled over and cussed again from the pain. She did it again and said "don't say no no words." Then she walked away. I was on the ground curled into a ball, and let me tell you she kicks hard. Everyone just stared shocked until Reyna asked if I was ok I said I was fine and shadow traveled to the underworld. I complained to Hades and he was outraged, he called on Hazel and told her to stop. She said that I shouldn't cuss so he gave up and let her do what she wanted. It sucks." 

"That's is terrible." Just then Hazel comes onto the deck along with the others.

"What's terrible?"

"I was telling him about how your abusive."

"How am I abusive."

"You kick me in the dick when I cuss." Hazel walked over and kicked him in the balls. Nico yelped in pain but didn't move.

"Don't say no no words." I couldn't help it, I got out of the splits and rolled around laughing.

"Ha! I won! Now I get all the cookies!"

"Where not done yet."

"Asshole." Hazel kicked him again. "If you keep doing that I'm not gonna be able to make children."

"I don't care. You can't cuss."

"If you weren't pregnant I would slap you, but I'll settle for Frank." Nico walked over to Frank and knees him in the balls, he knees him so hard Frank crumpled to the ground and a tear streamed down his cheek. Nico smirked and walked back to his spot. Hazel rushed over to Frank and tried to get him to stand up, but every time he did he cried out in pain.

"Nico! What did you do?!"

"I knees him in the balls. It hurts Hazel, that's what it feels like."

"If this is how you were like how did you suppress the pain?"

"It hurts worse for small dicks." Hazel didn't even kick him.

"He has an average sized dick though."

"Wait. How big is average?"

"About 5 or something inches. Why?" Nico looked at her, then he fell to the floor laughing his ass off. Everyone stares at him and we were all thinking the same thing Hades is the one who spoke it.

"What the fuck are you laughing at?" Nico stopped laughing and looked at him.

"That's half the size of mine." Everyone widened their eyes.  "What?"

"Dude. That's bigger than Jason's, and his is like 8 inches." Annabeth looked at Percy.

"How the fuck do you know that?"

"Uhhhhh."

"It's fine seaweed brain." He sighed in relief. Hades got us back on subject.

"Son. That's not normal. Not even the Olympian's have dicks that big."

"Wait what!" Nico looks completely shocked and I decide to make a joke.

"Dude! You got a bigger dick than Zeus!"

"Shut up Leo." I do as he says cause he sounds really serious, and I don't want to end up like Frank.

"I'm gonna call Apollo." Hades closes his eyes like he did when he called Persephone. I hear a pop and Apollo is standing next to Hades.

"What do you need Uncle?"

"I need you to do a checkup on my son."

"Dad no." The gods ignored Nico.

"Why? I see nothing wrong with him."

"He has a ten inch dick. How?"

"Many of your sons have abnormally large dicks."

"Why?"

"Because sons of Hades are able to get boys pregnant, so they need to be able to reach the pinpoint."

"But the other boy would have to be able to give birth."

"All demigod boys are able to give birth, but another boy has to be blessed to get the other boy pregnant. For example every boy on this ship except for Frank is blessed to have children, they are also all able to get the other pregnant. It just depends on who's on top and who's on bottom." Everyone looked at him and a silence fell over the ship. Nico broke it.

"So you are saying that everyone on this ship except for Frank can get pregnant?"

"Yes." Percy rushes off the deck and towards the infirmary. We all stare after him for about three minutes before he comes back and takes Jason off to the side.

They whisper a bit before Percy takes a stick out of his pocket. A minute or so later Percy faints and Jason screams. We rush over and see a white stick with a pink plus sign. We stare at it in shock until Annabeth speaks.

"Percy is pregnant?" We we're so focused on the stick that we didn't notice Percy wake up.

"Yes."

"Where over." Piper turns to Jason.

"So are we."

"What why?"

"Cause you slept with Percy and got him pregnant."

"But you slept with Annabeth."

"And I'm gonna go to her. You can go to Percy." 

"Ok, but let's stay friends." —-

"Deal." For the first time Nico speaks.

"So we have two people pregnant on this ship. Hazel has twins and Percy has triplets."

"Why can't the people on this ship have normal pregnancies?" I ask this.

"Actually there are three people on this ship that are pregnant."