Poems and "speeches"

𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚝. 𝟹 𓆉

So I have a story. And honestly I don't know why I'm writing it here cause some ones probably gonna see and it's gonna be hella embarrassing but you know what? I don't care so we're doing it.

    So it was probably when I was like 5 or 6 or something but pretty young and I was at the beach with my family and my family friends who are basically family. I honestly still think this is a dream cause I don't know why the hell I would do this or be dumb enough to think it would end well but I seriously think it's real so. I guess I was just that dumb. Anyway, I guess it was half way through the day and we were spending time in the indoor pool below one of the motels of the ocean aisle. I was doing my 5 year old things that probably made no fucking sense, and I had found this really long string. So I did what anybody would do, and I ate it. I ate that string. I told my mom and she gave me the dumbest look like "what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you sure you're even my child?" But she was obviously worried cause you know the string was really long and could literally probably cut my insides and kill me, so yeah I was dumb. Anyway for some reason we didn't do anything cause I guess we were just gonna take that life threatening risk so that's great. So a few hours pass and what comes in one way, comes out the other. And It did. I went to the musty dirty ass bathroom to poop it out. But it turns out the string didn't want to leave just yet. So I sat there for a good hour pulling that string out of my ass. Pulling it out of my fucking butt. My butt! But hey atleast my organs were fine so lol .

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