What Isnt Expected

Seventeen

"Dun dun ddun dun dun dun dun dun BATMAN!" Regina sings out loud. Henry happily laughs at his momma and runs away.

"But you're batwoman." He corrects her. I watch as they zip past Regina and I's bedroom and down the stairs.

"My little prince won't get away from me this time!" Regina roars. Henry squealed in return; their happiness is so heartwarming. I could listen to those two play around for eternity.

"Be careful guys please?!." I beg and make my way downstairs. Henry cheers out because they've been waiting for me to get ready for the longest. It didn't help that my skin burned and ached for Regina. So, I had to take a cold shower and then a hot one.

"There's my super girl! But team batman every day, all day." Regina grins and rests her fists on her hips.

"Fuck a batman. He's such a cheater!" I point out. Regina purses those blood lips and rolls her eyes.

"Just because he is a strategic genius does not mean he cheated." Regina quips. It's my turn to roll my eyes. Batman totally cheated! He used kryptonite that's not fair.

"You would've been a hot wonder woman." I grin, remembering how the movie played out. Wonder woman kicked some ass! Regina chuckles and wraps her arms around my neck. She runs her gloved fingers along my red cape and pecks my lips one last time.

"Maybe next year." She mumbles. Ugh that voice! Why must she do this to me?!

I notice how she reluctantly pulled away and turned to Henry. Our baby looks so cute in his costume. He's Gina's little prince, of course, and he nearly fainted like a little girl when she presented it to him. He wore the costume all day today, which is fine since it's Saturday and he had no where to go. But, Regina got him a plastic silver sword and he did nothing but wack us with it all day.

We all walk out of her house. Regina and I are especially confident and ready to face the world. These are one of those risky days that could make or break us. People could assume that we are just bonding as friends outside of school or they could easily assume we are together. I am sure Regina wouldn't care about any of it.

The sun is almost setting now. During fall here, nightfall is at 5:30; it's 4:45 and there's already children skipping around Regina's neighborhood with candy in their baskets.

"To candy we go!" Henry points his sword towards the street, demanding us to move our asses before he throws a fit.

"Sir yes sir!" Regina and I comply. Henry's basket swings to and fro with my arms. I decided to hold it since Regina is holding him. When we make it to the first house, the kid slithers out of Gina's grip and takes the basket from me.

Together, Regina and I admire how our adorable baby boy thinks he's all grown up. He extremely emphasized that he could get the candy by himself so we promised to lay low.

Henry waddles up the walk way to the huge home and stands on his tip toes to ring the door bell. He anxiously waits for the door to open and..."TRICK OR TREAT!"

"Well aren't you adorable your majesty." The woman chuckles. I don't know what Henry did, but he came back with like six big Hershey bars.

"Someone's quite the charmer tonight." Regina teases and lifts him back up in her arms. Henry grins and holds the basket towards me.

"Look ma!" He squeals happily.

"Can I have one? Please?" I beg. I'm not trying to do that annoying parent thing where they test and see if their child is willing to be nice enough to share. I am really craving chocolate and anything apples. Damn you Regina.